Priceless life lessons learned in school.

[Mystic]

i learned that given the option between a written book report and an oral book report i was better off to choose oral.

eekeek:eek
that sounds sooooooooo......wrong

:24::24::24::24:

 

[Diggin Deep]

I learned how to make a bow and arrow, by using a bic pin and a rubber band.

 

[pjbleek]

I learned how to make a bow and arrow, by using a bic pin and a rubber band.

now that is a skill I wished I had learned...that would have been fun

 

[AUFred]

eekeek:eek
that sounds sooooooooo......wrong

Why? Who doesn't appreciate oral?:24:

 

[Diggin Deep]

now that is a skill I wished I had learned...that would have been fun

Instructions:

Find yourself a flexible plastic bic pin. Pull the cap out of one end and the pen out of the other. Cut slots on both ends for the rubber band to slide into. Make a hole in the center of the pen casing large enough for the pen to slide through. Tie a knot in the rubber band, so that the knot is in the center. Attach the rubber band to the pen casing. Slide the pen through the hole...and badda boom, you have a bow and arrow.

Some peope even attached sewing needles to the end...:ninja

 

[AUFred]

I learned timing can be a true advantage in life.

 

[AUFred]

you weren't schooled in the Babylon method of babbling and babbling on?

Give me an essay format test and the BS will begin to roll uphill.

 

[pjbleek]

Instructions:

Find yourself a flexible plastic bic pin. Pull the cap out of one end and the pen out of the other. Cut slots on both ends for the rubber band to slide into. Make a hole in the center of the pen casing large enough for the pen to slide through. Tie a knot in the rubber band, so that the knot is in the center. Attach the rubber band to the pen casing. Slide the pen through the hole...and badda boom, you have a bow and arrow.

Some peope even attached sewing needles to the end...:ninja

thank you MacGyver!

 

[Mystic]

Give me an essay format test and the BS will begin to roll uphill.

:thumbup:nod::24:That was the best! regeneration of everything we had actually listened to.

 

[pjbleek]

:thumbup:nod::24:That was the best! regeneration of everything we had actually listened to.

sounds better than orally....lol:24::24::24::24::jk:jk:jk:jk

 

[Mystic]

there were four of us in a little gang when i was in school from the ages of 9-11 and this one year we all brought some dish liquid soap to school. Then throughout the day we would ask to use the bathroom and along the way pour the soap in the water-fountain. So by the end of the day the bubbles had reached the floor. They never did catch us. hahahahaha! Made the floor slippy too, was brilliant! lmao!

 

[AUFred]

Does anyone remember cinnamon toothpicks? Life lesson do not bring them to school in liquid cinnamon.

 

[Dana]

Teachers don't want to teach.

 

[itsmeJonB]

I learned how to get pencils stuck in the ceiling too! Lol
And how to intercept progress reports before my parents could see my F's, always a pleasure to have in class though lmao

 

[Xeno]

I learned that person next to me doesn't always have the right answers.

(...bastard should have studied...)​

 

[AnitaBeer]

I learned how to twirl my pen or pencil between my fingers as if it was a drum stick.

I also learned to watch others when they look like they are about to do something, you know right when they get super quiet and start looking around to see if anyone is watching. If you do this then you catch them being dumb and sticking paper clips into a wall socket and also stapling other peoples fingers!

My senior year, I some how learned to sleep during history class and still pass with an'A', but I wasn't so lucky in my lit class. Damn having to work three jobs when I was still in high school.

Ok ok, other than the falling asleep a lot my senior year I really never did anything cool or troublesome.

 

[Zorak]

In school I learnt that it was 'learnt', not learned.

Is this another American thing?

 

[AstriaPorta]

I learn that if i teacher say something bad about you just don't say anything back and you look more clever with your answer ..
that's what i did and i had a really bad year just because i answer back

 

[Abcinthia]

How to forge my dad's signature.

Me too. Got me out of countless trouble.

In school I learnt that it was 'learnt', not learned.

Is this another American thing?

Yes learned is American English.

 

[Zorak]

you yanks

"Papa Homer, you are so learn-ed.
Learned, son. It's pronounced learned."