Priceless life lessons learned in school.

[Zorak]

I learnt that if you want praise, you should very occasionly do what you were supposed to do all the time.

 

[Mystic]

I learned how to cut up erasers into bits and flick them at the teacher when they had their back to the class and keep a straight face long enough not to get caught.

Also, the exact size of piece of paper chewed to the right consistency to blow through a pen that the ink has been removed from, AND to get what you aim dead on.

And yes, Fred, how to properly place an elastic band on my hand so it flew a good distance and hit on target. LOL

And, how to throw a pencil so it sticks into the ceiling tiles without falling before the teacher could turn around from the chalk board.

AND...how to look innocent.

LMFAO!!!! man i love reliving memories like these. Wow i was naughty and i got away with it too.. lmao hahahahahaha

 

[AUFred]

I learned how to cut up erasers into bits and flick them at the teacher when they had their back to the class and keep a straight face long enough not to get caught.

Also, the exact size of piece of paper chewed to the right consistency to blow through a pen that the ink has been removed from, AND to get what you aim dead on.

And yes, Fred, how to properly place an elastic band on my hand so it flew a good distance and hit on target. LOL

And, how to throw a pencil so it sticks into the ceiling tiles without falling before the teacher could turn around from the chalk board.

AND...how to look innocent.

LMFAO!!!! man i love reliving memories like these. Wow i was naughty and i got away with it too.. lmao hahahahahaha

Fun to look back. Makes me bite my tongue when I get reports of some of my kids antics.

 

[Mystic]

lmao i know the feeling, when my son tells me stories of school i have to hold back giving him new naughties to try. hahahaha!

 

[AUFred]

lmao i know the feeling, when my son tells me stories of school i have to hold back giving him new naughties to try. hahahaha!

Exactly. Hard to keep a straight face and tell them you should not do that, knowing I did far worse.:24:

 

[brieze]

I learned that that doing your own thing is how to overcome naysayers. They follow, that's why they're bullies.
Also how to bend the rules but not enough to break them.

 

[pjbleek]

I learned how to cut up erasers into bits and flick them at the teacher when they had their back to the class and keep a straight face long enough not to get caught.

Also, the exact size of piece of paper chewed to the right consistency to blow through a pen that the ink has been removed from, AND to get what you aim dead on.

And yes, Fred, how to properly place an elastic band on my hand so it flew a good distance and hit on target. LOL

And, how to throw a pencil so it sticks into the ceiling tiles without falling before the teacher could turn around from the chalk board.

AND...how to look innocent.

LMFAO!!!! man i love reliving memories like these. Wow i was naughty and i got away with it too.. lmao hahahahahaha

1st off...you keeping quiet?...hardly:jk:jk:jk looking innocent I am sure you could get away with

 

[Kryptic]

Making throwing stars in metal work. OH those were the Day's

 

[Mystic]

oh oh...how to use staples to hold up a hem.

and how to use tape to hold up your nose eyeballs and chin so you look weird.

how to use markers to colour your blond friends hair pink green orange red blue...

how to let glue dry on your skin so you can waste time peeling it off.

how to make fart noises sound real and blame it on others so the teacher sends them out of class. hehehe this one was fun. Although i laughed and got in trouble for laughing a lot.

....lmao.

 

[jassilem]

I also learned I can cook, sew and be creative.

I learned I also have a horrible fear of public speaking.

 

[pjbleek]

I learned how to answer only the questions I was asked and not elaborate.

you weren't schooled in the Babylon method of babbling and babbling on?

 

[Mystic]

1st off...you keeping quiet?...hardly:jk:jk:jk looking innocent I am sure you could get away with

:24::24: so true... i had my very own tile at the back of one of the classrooms one year. The teacher would look at me and say, "Go to your tile Elsa." :ninja:nod::24::24::24:I could not for the life of me not talk in class and i was ALWAYS doing something silly to make people laugh.

 

[Mystic]

oh here's one guys.... how to count the words in the book to see where it was your turn to read...which got messed up if someone went to the toilet as you had to recount and work out where you'd have to read again....lmao

 

[AUFred]

Those of us who made good grades and played innocent could get by with a lot of things.

 

[pjbleek]

oh here's one guys.... how to count the words in the book to see where it was your turn to read...which got messed up if someone went to the toilet as you had to recount and work out where you'd have to read again....lmao

oh my....and I thought I was the only one...:24::24::24::24::24::24:

 

[pjbleek]

:24::24: so true... i had my very own tile at the back of one of the classrooms one year. The teacher would look at me and say, "Go to your tile Elsa." :ninja:nod::24::24::24:I could not for the life of me not talk in class and i was ALWAYS doing something silly to make people laugh.

some how I think you were cracking up before you could get it out of you mouth what you wanted to say to them....besides those unis you guys had to wear were stylin' for the 80s!!!

 

[Diggin Deep]

How to hide an unwanted erection

YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT!

LMAO...you are so right! The unexplainable "NRB". :24:

 

[AUFred]

I learned that given the option between a written book report and an oral book report I was better off to choose oral.

 

[pjbleek]

I learned that given the option between a written book report and an oral book report I was better off to choose oral.

eekeek:eek
that sounds sooooooooo......wrong

 

[Diggin Deep]

I still haven't got that one mastered!:surrender

Me neither!!!