Priceless life lessons learned in school.

[AUFred]

No not from the books.....

I learned how to shoot a rubber band. If there is a bug on the ceiling or high up on a wall he is not safe if I have access to a rubber band.:thumbup

 

[pjbleek]

suppressed laughter...how to make the classmates laugh without getting caught....thank you George Carlin!!!!

 

[itsmeJonB]

How to hide an unwanted erection

YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT!

 

[Kyle B]

suppressed laughter...how to make the classmates laugh without getting caught....thank you George Carlin!!!!

I used to have that down to a science.

However, you can't supress your face turning red from the bottled up laughter.

 

[pjbleek]

I used to have that down to a science.

However, you can't supress your face turning red from the bottled up laughter.

this is true...just get the hell out of the classroom as fast you can and laugh yer ass off

:24::24::24::24::24::24:

 

[AUFred]

I made a paper airplane in Chemistry class that caught an updraft and floated around the room for almost a minute. The teacher was oblivious but he was close to blind. It landing on his desk was not a good thing. LOL!

 

[jassilem]

How to forge my dad's signature.

 

[pjbleek]

How to forge my dad's signature.

eekeekeek..you just shocked the hell outta me Miss innocent...:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[jassilem]

eekeekeek..you just shocked the hell outta me Miss innocent...:24::24::24::24::24:

hehehehe:surrender

 

[Dana]

Lmao.

 

[AUFred]

How to forge my dad's signature.

AWESOME!!!!:thumbup:thumbup

 

[jassilem]

AWESOME!!!!:thumbup:thumbup

It was helpful

 

[noose]

I hated my school days. Guess I learned not to put up with anyone's shit.

 

[Xeno]

I learned that having two teachers means your special.

(...just not in they way you first thought...)



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[AUFred]

I learned how to answer only the questions I was asked and not elaborate.

 

[jassilem]

I learned how to answer only the questions I was asked and not elaborate.

I still haven't got that one mastered!:surrender

 

[AUFred]

I still haven't got that one mastered!:surrender

That is a great parental skill. My children to this day ask questions they only get a direct answer to.

 

[jassilem]

That is a great parental skill. My children to this day ask questions they only get a direct answer to.

So the run on why stuff doesn't work.. Love it!

 

[freakofnature]

On a more serious note, I learned that I had a creative side and wasn't just a one-dimensional science geek.

 

[AUFred]

A real life lesson:

Just because a girl is pretty does not mean she is busy every weekend. Also, asking the pretty girls out doesn't hurt so bad if they say no...occasionally they say yes.