Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[DuhhhBlond]

I smell ass

 

[kim3478]

The po po will be here soon to pick me up for my periodic detention

 

[Wichita]

I smell period

edited: WTF??!! hahahaha

 

[kim3478]

Do you need to go poo poo or pee pee?

 

[Wichita]

both.....umm.... now just pee pee.

 

[kim3478]

Hahaha, let me double stuff you. THEN you can go to the toilet haha.
Ew.

 

[DuhhhBlond]

"Just because I'm telling youIi love you while you're f***ing me, doesn't necessarily mean I love you when you're not f***ing me..."

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Can you please stop farting every time I thrust into you? Geez..

 

[Tuffdisc]

Don't burp when I am kissing you

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Don't fart while I am kissing you lol

 

[Wichita]

Oh not again

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I need to go shit, I'll be right back. Then you can go from behind.

 

[Wichita]

umm I ran out of toilet paper.