Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Wichita]

nope, but that glass wine is almost full

 

[kim3478]

Boom boom boom boom, I want you out of my room.

 

[ConTRo13R]

GREEN ARMY! in your most wetsern english accent possible


r.e the norich union car insurance advert

 

[kim3478]

I want my eyes to turn into muffins.

 

[ATKU2]

"I Can't See The Weather Channel!!!!!"
(Taken from Walter (Jeff Dunham))

 

[ATKU2]

"I've Had Better..."

VERY OFFENSIVE to the other LOVER

 

[kim3478]

My lube is fricken wetter than you girl.

 

[ATKU2]

"When does this end?"
(L0L)

 

[kim3478]

Let's have dry sex instead.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Hubber Hubber, ding dong

 

[kim3478]

Damn you ain't as tight as you used to be.

 

[kim3478]

You're kissing is more like a vacuum.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

I get better blowjobs from ur mother

 

[kim3478]

Put your snake in my bush baby.

 

[Tangerine]

Put your snake in my bush baby.

That would actually be a pretty GOOD thing to shout out.

 

[kim3478]

Haha XD Maybe


Ahhhh it's cute.

 

[Codrus]

"why does my penis/vagina burn"..would not be good

 

[Tangerine]

"why does my penis/vagina burn"..would not be good

You have a penis/vagina?

 

[kim3478]

Hahaha.

Who wants a hotdog in a bun?

 

[DuhhhBlond]

"oh Cod!"

"oh Duh!"