Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[kim3478]

One, two three, lift o-

Fail.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Blow not suck

 

[itsmeJonB]

Good for you..

 

[kim3478]

Kiss my arse you giggle shit.

 

[DuhhhBlond]

and you said I was odd

 

[itsmeJonB]

Am I supposed to feel something yet?

 

[kim3478]

Your vibrator is really loud O_O

 

[DuhhhBlond]

good one

forty year old pussy

 

[Codrus]

YouTube - Damn you got a big pussy!

 

[kim3478]

Squidgy squidgy pusseh.

 

[DuhhhBlond]

roflassoff

has anyone hear had the gigglefits during?

I have

 

[kim3478]

LOL yeah sorta So funny, I could barely concentrate.

 

[Tuffdisc]

That is huge, how did it get so big?

 

[Wichita]

*pump machine*

 

[kim3478]

Yep, that thing's gunna need a big blow(up)

 

[Wichita]

pumping pumping pumping pumping pumping...

SPLAT!

 

[kim3478]

LOL that was good

When I get that feeling, I want sexual healing...but not from you

 

[DuhhhBlond]

Next!

 

[Wichita]

I broke it.... wahhhhhh

 

[kim3478]

My water just broke!