Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Wichita]

bananas!!!!

 

[kim3478]

Once again, my banana beats your cucumber..

 

[Wichita]

banana and cucumber fight!

 

[kim3478]

Vegetable party in my pants.

 

[Wichita]

vegetable party in my ass!

 

[kim3478]

Pineapples, Little Nicky style lol.

 

[Wichita]

do that thing your mom do.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Ouch, that really did hurt

 

[kim3478]

You, shook me aaaalll nig-
I mean..for like, one second.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Did the earth really shake, or was that us?

 

[kim3478]

Lol

Holy crap I think I'm ridin' a fricken humpback whale O_O

 

[Wichita]

don't you love Boy George music when.....oops

 

[kim3478]

Karma karma karma karma karma cha- STFU!

 

[Thornless]

This is one of those things that make me go.... Hmmm

 

[Wichita]

hold on my wife is on the phone.

 

[kim3478]

I'm going to name and shame you about this on OTz haha.

 

[RandomDude]

Skittles!!

 

[kim3478]

I can smell your dog shit breath.

 

[Wichita]

are going down your.....

 

[kim3478]

What?

Would you be able to cum into this container?