Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Nikelodeon]

Oops I think it fell off.

 

[Abcinthia]

Can you introduce me to your friend now?

 

[kim3478]

My pillow's gunna be getting more action than you soon enough.

 

[Wichita]

can you "introduce" me.... that's all

 

[justmee]

"oh grandma, dont stop!!!!!!!"

 

[kim3478]

Did you just break a bone?

 

[Wichita]

ohh you broke my "·%$

 

[kim3478]

It went everywhere, oh great, not on my satin sheets.

 

[Wichita]

even on the cat????!!!!

 

[kim3478]

My black cat is now white, what is this?!

 

[Wichita]

here kitty, milky, milky

 

[kim3478]

Does kitty witty want some spermy wormy?

 

[Wichita]

wtf??! hahahaha

 

[kim3478]

Hahaha XD

Get it on the sheets and I'll rub your nose in it!

 

[Wichita]

eat my placenta!

 

[kim3478]

eat my placenta!

Phwoar! You went there lol.

I have a spare in the fridge from my grandson baha.

 

[Wichita]

I have nothing on my fridge....

 

[kim3478]

On or in?

Ahh shit! Literally.

 

[Wichita]

Ahh shit! Literally.

thank you, not hungry anymore

 

[kim3478]

Hahaha, oh dear lol.

Cream pie anyone?