Why I want to be cremated, but not kept on a mantle...

[JanieDough]

Robbers in Florida snort the ashes of a dead man and two pet dogs

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853228...-of-a-dead-man-and-two-pet-dogs#ixzz1BdwIQohg



ew ew ew ew ew. and sad.

My friend had some of her mom put into a necklace. I asked what if some one ever steals her necklace or if she looses it, etc. but she doesn't think that will ever happen.
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[Azazel]

 

[Dana]

Don't worry if someone snorts you; you don't feel it. :24:

 

[HK]

I'd rather be buried. And for preference, in a crypt rather than in the ground. I'm convinced I won't actually be dead, so I'm not taking any chances.

 

[edgray]

I like the idea of being snorted. Or even injected.

I think I'd like my ashes to be donated to my local methadone clinic.

 

[hart]

I'm getting cremated and I want my ashes dumped in the Pacific Ocean, why anyone wants to see their loved one in an urn on a mantel is beyond me....I want to be remembered in memories not as a dust catcher.

 

[Dana]

I like the idea of being snorted. Or even injected.

I think I'd like my ashes to be donated to my local methadone clinic.

Imagine if you will being injected or snorted and being able to posesses that persons body... that would be so frigging rock.

 

[hart]

Imagine if you will being injected or snorted and being able to posesses that persons body... that would be so frigging rock.

Dana are you a science fiction lover, by chance?

 

[edgray]

Imagine if you will being injected or snorted and being able to posesses that persons body... that would be so frigging rock.

This is what I'm thinking. If I get divided up amongst a large group of hobo junkies, I will then command them. I will have an army. They will do my bidding.

 

[hart]

This is what I'm thinking. If I get divided up amongst a large group of hobo junkies, I will then command them. I will have an army. They will do my bidding.

:eek :24:

 

[Dana]

this is what i'm thinking. If i get divided up amongst a large group of hobo junkies, i will then command them. I will have an army. They will do my bidding.

:24::24:

 

[edgray]

This is what will happen when I want mints. Be warned.

 

[Zorak]

This is what will happen when I want mints. Be warned.

Isn't amazing when you can recognise your own country with only a few visible clues lol

 

[edgray]

Isn't amazing when you can recognise your own country with only a few visible clues lol

rowdy drunken homeless man. rain. that general grey colour. woman with child-bearing hips.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I would get cremated, but I don't want anybody fucking with my ashes

 

[JanieDough]

Yeah I rather have people fuck with my body like putting butt plugs in my ass and super glue in my mouth....

 

[hart]

Yeah I rather have people fuck with my body like putting butt plugs in my ass and super glue in my mouth....

ER must I reiterate, DEAD IS DEAD, we don't come back as Zombies, Vamires etc

 

[Peter Parka]

I've already told my friends that I want them to mix my ashes with a big bag of coke and sit round snorting me and having a huge party.:thumbup

 

[Guyzerr]

Isn't amazing when you can recognise your own country with only a few visible clues lol

Did you recognize that gals ass or what?

 

[JanieDough]

I've already told my friends that I want them to mix my ashes with a big bag of coke and sit round snorting me and having a huge party.:thumbup

lol


I did guarantee my friends that I will be cremated, there will be no sermon and they can talk badly about me if they wanted.