Why I want to be cremated, but not kept on a mantle...

[AstriaPorta]

Well i will be cremated and then they can dump lol the ashes somewhere in the bush or something no oceans i don't like water
it is the most easy way for the family to do ...if they want to remember me just have to think about me
no need to go to cemetery and all this ..

 

[Leah Love]

I want to be cremated and then for my ashes to be used to make a diamond or half a dozen :nod:

 

[USF Sam]

I want to be cremated and then spread over Tampa Bay.

That way I can see the world one last time from the ass crack of a German tourist. :24:

 

[hart]

I want to be cremated and then spread over Tampa Bay.

That way I can see the world one last time from the ass crack of a German tourist. :24:

ER I'm sure that makes sense SOMEHOW, but frankly you lost me......:unsure::wtf:

 

[USF Sam]

ER I'm sure that makes sense SOMEHOW, but frankly you lost me......:unsure::wtf:

Tampa is a popular destination for German tourists.

Tampa Bay is the main body of water and beaches in the area.

German gets into the water. Little bits of Sam are already in the water.

Little bits of Sam get a free trip to Germany.


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Guess you had to be there....

 

[Zorak]

Did you recognize that gals ass or what?

I thought it might be Canada at first. But the bloke actually looked willing to defend himself so I thought otherwise