Why are girl scout cookies like crack cocaine?

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Mrs Behavin

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I sat down last night while watching TV and finished off a whole roll (1/2 a box) of thin mints before I even knew what happened. Then I found myself wanting to open the other roll, and had to force myself to put them away.

I think I now know what narcotic addiction must be like. :rofl
 
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LMAO I know the feeling...

I had Franklyn's little cousin in the truck with me last week when I stopped for gas on the way to HEB for dinner stuff, and she was on her cell phone when I struggled to open the door after paying for my gas and grabbing some drinks...because my arms were full of boxes of Caramel de-Lites!! Anyway, I'm glad it was a friend of hers on the other end of that convo, because she said, "HOLY SHIT!!" really loud. lmao

I originally told the little girl I wanted two boxes, then handed her a $20, but then I told her, "Ya know what...? Go ahead and just give me 6 boxes, and keep the change to buy yourself a drink. It must be miserable for you to stand outside like this all day."

lol I gave some of them to my kids...and then I totally gorged on the remaining ones. I think they're coated with heroin. hahaha
 

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You are right, the cookies are just like a drug. I definitely go into withdrawals when they're gone.

Got a feeling I'm going looking for a supplier tomorrow.
 

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I only bought 4 boxes. 2 boxes of Thin Mints and 2 boxes of Tag a Longs. Im pretty sure I should have bought at least half a dozen. :D
 

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V had ordered six boxes and they came yesterday I am waiting for the urge I sure do love those cookies!
 

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im not a big fan of GS cookies, now the mother scouts, i would like to eat some of their cookies :banana
 

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Re: RE: Why are girl scout cookies like crack cocaine?

Damn, V...you're a tad behind in the times, hon...they haven't been called Somoas for over a decade. They're Caramel deLites now. lol

vshayes said:
samoas are the BOMB!
 

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Everytime I go to Krispy Kreme it says Hot Donuts, but half the time I get Cold Ass Donuts.

But back to the Girl Scout cookies. I used to sell those things, and now my sister does. But I try not to buy any, because one time I bought some for myself, and ended up spending all my money on those Thin Mints and Peanut Butter Patties. My mom thought I was on drugs because I would eat a whole box at a time, and when you do drugs you get real hungry.
 

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If they're so addictive, then you'd know to spell the name properly: Krispy Kreme.

And they're honestly no better than the other doughnuts. They just have more popularity because of statements like the one you made.
 

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Re: RE: Why are girl scout cookies like crack cocaine?

BooFetus said:
Everytime I go to Krispy Kreme it says Hot Donuts, but half the time I get Cold Ass Donuts.

Ass donuts? Why, that doesn't sound too scrumptious at all. Then again, I don't really know your tastes.
 

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Okay. Let me rephrase it, Because I have no idea what ass tastes like, seeing that I have never tossed a salad or plan to.
So, now I mean Cold Donuts. Just Cold. Not Ass. Just Cold.

Happy now? :D
 
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love those things just got mine yesterday! 3 box thin mints, 1 box samoas,
2 box trefoils, 1 box cafe cookies, 2 boxes of lemon coolers!!! wait i also got some of the peanut butter ones their my absolute favorite!!!
 

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BigSackofTaters! said:
Sim said:
Damn, V...you're a tad behind in the times, hon...they haven't been called Somoas for over a decade. They're Caramel deLites now. lol

vshayes said:
samoas are the BOMB!
where i'm from their still called samoas

Yeah, when I was ordering my girl scout cookies, I noticed on the order form that their still called samoas here as well.
 
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