Why are girl scout cookies like crack cocaine?

Mrs Behavin

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I sat down last night while watching TV and finished off a whole roll (1/2 a box) of thin mints before I even knew what happened. Then I found myself wanting to open the other roll, and had to force myself to put them away.

I think I now know what narcotic addiction must be like. :rofl
 
LMAO I know the feeling...

I had Franklyn's little cousin in the truck with me last week when I stopped for gas on the way to HEB for dinner stuff, and she was on her cell phone when I struggled to open the door after paying for my gas and grabbing some drinks...because my arms were full of boxes of Caramel de-Lites!! Anyway, I'm glad it was a friend of hers on the other end of that convo, because she said, "HOLY SHIT!!" really loud. lmao

I originally told the little girl I wanted two boxes, then handed her a $20, but then I told her, "Ya know what...? Go ahead and just give me 6 boxes, and keep the change to buy yourself a drink. It must be miserable for you to stand outside like this all day."

lol I gave some of them to my kids...and then I totally gorged on the remaining ones. I think they're coated with heroin. hahaha
 
Everytime I go to Krispy Kreme it says Hot Donuts, but half the time I get Cold Ass Donuts.

But back to the Girl Scout cookies. I used to sell those things, and now my sister does. But I try not to buy any, because one time I bought some for myself, and ended up spending all my money on those Thin Mints and Peanut Butter Patties. My mom thought I was on drugs because I would eat a whole box at a time, and when you do drugs you get real hungry.
 
Re: RE: Why are girl scout cookies like crack cocaine?

BigSackofTaters! said:
Sim said:
Damn, V...you're a tad behind in the times, hon...they haven't been called Somoas for over a decade. They're Caramel deLites now. lol

vshayes said:
samoas are the BOMB!
where i'm from their still called samoas

Yeah, when I was ordering my girl scout cookies, I noticed on the order form that their still called samoas here as well.
 
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