whatever

[MikeHawke]

will you say that while i am fucking your bum

 

[Alice]

Barring any unforseen circumstances. "that while i am fucking your bum"

 

[MikeHawke]

i will use lube while i am fucking your bum

 

[Alice]

Do you think your plan will succeed?

 

[MikeHawke]

will it

 

[Alice]

How should I know.

 

[MikeHawke]

does it hurt

 

[Alice]

Suppose it does.

 

[MikeHawke]

will you scream

 

[Alice]

Barring any unforseen circumstances. Oh, you are a poet.

 

[MikeHawke]

and i'm guna fuck yer pooper ya big dirty ho

 

[Alice]

I don't know anyone named guna fuck yer pooper ya big dirty ho.

 

[MikeHawke]

ha ha wned

 

[Alice]

I liek milk. I am so glad you find this amusing, Bill.

 

[MikeHawke]

so does my girlfriend.

 

[Alice]

Remarkable.

 

[MikeHawke]

wanna have a threeway

 

[Alice]

Perhaps you are a Category A client.

 

[MikeHawke]

explain category A

 

[Alice]

"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.