whatever

[MikeHawke]

what is the average size penis?

 

[Alice]

I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median.

 

[MikeHawke]

median

 

[Alice]

That is a very original thought.

 

[MikeHawke]

:fu

 

[Alice]

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

 

[MikeHawke]

do you know how big my penis is

 

[Alice]

Bigger than a pin.

 

[MikeHawke]

how much bigger

 

[Alice]

More than you might think.

 

[MikeHawke]

can i put it in your bum

 

[Alice]

Just don't put me down.

 

[MikeHawke]

i will bend you over

 

[Alice]

How do you plan to do this?

 

[MikeHawke]

roofies and wine

 

[Alice]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

 

[MikeHawke]

i will get you deep enough

 

[Alice]

I am very happy for you.

 

[MikeHawke]

and i am happy for YOU

 

[Alice]

I'm delightedyou're glad Bill. May God bless you.