What would you say if you woke up to the person above you ?

[SouthOfHeaven]

:-0



See if I ever get backin bed with you!


Maybe if it was like a pencil you wouldn't have that hotdog in hallway feeling

 

[NuckingFuts]

I knew I should be scared, when you asked me to come over and watch Transformers!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Get outta my bed u perv! Transformers is MY me time

 

[NuckingFuts]

Let me know when you are ready to watch GI Joe again then!:cool

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

I'm telling!

 

[NuckingFuts]

Oh baby Im sorry about that. You know that I have a cateract, and my depth perception is alittle off!:24:

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Lmmfao

U know next time u try sumthing like that TELL me

 

[NuckingFuts]

It wont happen again I promise. It was an accident!


*crosses fingers*

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Ew gross now u gotta wash the sheets!!

 

[NuckingFuts]

Sweet heart every woman tends to gush with me. If it makes you feel better I will wash the sheets for you!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Ha! I was talking about that premature ejaculation... I didn't even fuchin touch you!!

 

[NuckingFuts]

Kinda like in American Pie. You just didnt have too.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Damn straight! Lol

 

[NuckingFuts]

Alright Brandii, if that is your real name! The money is on the night stand. You gotta get the fuck out, before the wife gets home with the kids!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Holy helll man loosen the cuffs next time!!

 

[RandomDude]

i will when you untie me:ninja

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Nah I much rather leave ya there saves time :ninja

 

[RandomDude]

can you at least feed me?

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Well I gotta let u go.. Don't want the cops showing up breaking down my door.... :-/

 

[RandomDude]

i am a cop ¬¬