What would you say if you woke up to the person above you ?

[USF Sam]

SWE....

Nahhh... too obvious.

 

[Anie]

*pushes Sam out of the way*

 

[justmee]

do we have to tell my girlfriend about this? lol

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

It's been a min where u been?!

 

[USF Sam]

It's been a min where u been?!

Shouldn't you be out shopping for an elf costume?

 

[Leah Love]

Dr. Comfort is very, very, VERY proud of you Teddy

Now, can we go through chapter 4 again? :ninja

 

[USF Sam]

I believe in doing the book work before a meeting. What can I say?

 

[Leah Love]

I believe in doing the book work before a meeting. What can I say?

I believe your hard work needs to be rewarded with a "promotion"

 

[Anie]

For fuck sake... fuck you both

 

[Burntblood]

I'll take two eggs over easy before you leave. Thanks...

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

I'm sorry I don't cook for my one night stands ...

 

[pjbleek]

would you like anything from the bar?

 

[Burntblood]

Holy fuck! Yes, please beat me with that bottle of Jack until I'm not breathing.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

lmao what waking next to a guy not doin it for ya?

 

[Burntblood]

How 'bout them eggs, it's been a rough morning.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

I toldja I don't cook for one night stands go get urself some mcdonalds

 

[Burntblood]

I'd rather wake up with a dude before I'd eat McDonalds.
Wait, maybe not.

Please feed the cat before you leave.
I'm tired of it licking my balls.

 

[itsmeJonB]

dude bring me a sausage mcmuffin since youre getting up

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Dex .... Why u in bed with a man??

 

[itsmeJonB]

i wasnt i was in your bed, you let him in