SWE....
Nahhh... too obvious.
Nahhh... too obvious.
What would you say if you woke up to the person above you ?
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*pushes Sam out of the way* 
do we have to tell my girlfriend about this? lol
It's been a min where u been?!
Dr. Comfort is very, very, VERY proud of you Teddy 
Now, can we go through chapter 4 again? :ninja
Now, can we go through chapter 4 again? :ninja
I believe in doing the book work before a meeting. What can I say?
I believe in doing the book work before a meeting. What can I say?
I believe your hard work needs to be rewarded with a "promotion"
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For fuck sake... fuck you both
I'll take two eggs over easy before you leave. Thanks...
I'm sorry I don't cook for my one night stands ...
would you like anything from the bar?
Holy fuck! Yes, please beat me with that bottle of Jack until I'm not breathing.
lmao what waking next to a guy not doin it for ya?
How 'bout them eggs, it's been a rough morning.
I toldja I don't cook for one night stands go get urself some mcdonalds
I'd rather wake up with a dude before I'd eat McDonalds.
Wait, maybe not.
Please feed the cat before you leave.
I'm tired of it licking my balls.
Wait, maybe not.
Please feed the cat before you leave.
I'm tired of it licking my balls.
dude bring me a sausage mcmuffin since youre getting up
Dex .... Why u in bed with a man??
i wasnt i was in your bed, you let him in