What do you hate about adult movies

[Darrell]

LMAO some of the plots are at least funny!

No doubt about that. I remember the plot for first one I ever saw.

This dude walks into an art gallery, and he's looking at this painting, and of course this skanky blonde walks over, and he's like I want to buy this.

and she says it's like $200 bucks, and he's like well I only have $50 and a checkbook, and he's like I can write you a check, and give you the $50 too.

and she's like, maybe we can work out a deal, and they start fucking, blah blah.

It occurs to me now that he would be writing a check for the balance which is $150, what sort of deal would need to be arranged, and in return, sex used as the bartering tool?

:wtf:

 

[rback33]

LOL One I remember was actually me ex wife's fav....... It was Debbie Does New Orleans and it had some weird little dude in a goofy costume that popped out and meandered around... very bizzare.... and the title was easy to remember....

 

[Darrell]

I waited in line two hours when this porn shop opened in Anchorage, and I met Ron Jeremy. He's a dick.

 

[Natasha]

I waited in line two hours when this porn shop opened in Anchorage, and I met Ron Jeremy. He's a dick.

This right here kind of ties in w/ one of my problems w/ porn...and that is that if you've got a big schlong, you can be a horribly ugly troll and still do porn. Sorry, but I don't care HOW big it is, I wouldn't let someone like Ron Jeremy anywhere NEAR me. :yuk

 

[Darrell]

He's extra slimy looking IRL.

 

[Natasha]

He's extra slimy looking IRL.

It gets worse??? He just looks...greasy. :24: I couldn't imagine having to feign sexual attraction to someone like that...and on film!!! Gross.

 

[Darrell]

Yes. He's hella greasy, and has a bad attitude, lol.

 

[Natasha]

Blech.

 

[Tuffdisc]

The reason why I hate watching porn movies, it is very boring, same old yarn, all you hear is some woman making some fake noises plus the dubbing is bad :24:

 

[Staci]

the women and the fake noises are the WORST!! i mean seriously guys if you had a woman like that in real life you wouldnt have an issue with it? its one thing to moan and make noise, but some of them scream like they are getting killed LOL

 

[Tuffdisc]

the women and the fake noises are the WORST!! i mean seriously guys if you had a woman like that in real life you wouldnt have an issue with it? its one thing to moan and make noise, but some of them scream like they are getting killed LOL

I would because I would know it is fake and would think what the heck is she doing, trying to screw me for money? Sorry about the pun :ninja

 

[HK]

I would because I would know it is fake...

Guys always say this. Look men, in general, if this were true then there'd be no such thing as faking orgasms in the first place. We do it because you can't tell, and it works.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Guys always say this. Look men, in general, if this were true then there'd be no such thing as faking orgasms in the first place. We do it because you can't tell, and it works.

LMFAO!! At least you're honest :24:

 

[Staci]

Guys always say this. Look men, in general, if this were true then there'd be no such thing as faking orgasms in the first place. We do it because you can't tell, and it works.

quoted for truth LOL

 

[Natasha]

Psssh, I *never* fake it!!! It only hurts me...fuck that shit, IJS All faking it will do is get you more lousy sex...and it'll be YOUR fault for making him think he was doing a good job. You ladies are crazy!!! LMFAO

 

[Aeval]

Psssh, I *never* fake it!!! It only hurts me...fuck that shit, IJS All faking it will do is get you more lousy sex...and it'll be YOUR fault for making him think he was doing a good job. You ladies are crazy!!! LMFAO

:clap very good point!

 

[HK]

Psssh, I *never* fake it!!! It only hurts me...fuck that shit, IJS All faking it will do is get you more lousy sex...and it'll be YOUR fault for making him think he was doing a good job. You ladies are crazy!!! LMFAO

I haven't done it in a long time.... the guy I lost my virginity to though, lovely bloke, not that skilled with a penis. Sort of contributed to why we broke up, I even told him I was faking it a lot and he just shrugged :ninja