Welcome... to V's Place

[Dakota Jim]

*pulls at her necklace, a little golden key appearing from her glorious cleavage and grins* Don't worry Jim, I keep a tight lock on everything

*Jim thinkin only a moment replies* "Not "everything" the word is!!"

 

[Leah Love]

I doubt that Staci will enjoy your enthusiasm.

Staci understands a joke Jim

 

[Dakota Jim]

Staci understands a joke Jim

Tell it to the judge.

 

[MoonOwl]

Tell it to the judge.

Who do you think has the Judge in their back pocket?

 

[Dakota Jim]

Later....Goin to get some legit coffee.

 

[Leah Love]

Who do you think has the Judge in their back pocket?

Easy question - TheFamily

 

[USF Sam]

To the owner and management of V's place! It has come to our attention that one of you stole a pot of coffee from Staci's Coffee Shop and further the owner even congratulated the thief on this deed. Accordingly, be advised, not only will this larceny be reported to the local law enforcement agency, but it might be fun for you trying to prove the loss of your "product" is the work of Staci or any of her employees. Moonie you know what your job is.

Dear Mr. Dakota,

It has come to our attention that you have wrongly accused a member of my Management crew of theft from an establishment to which you are connected.

If you check her statement, she stated "The Coffee House". "Staci's" was never uttered by her.

You then compounded this by a not-so-veiled threat to purloin V's Place merchandise.

We at V's take these matters seriously, and should they continue I will be forced to have Codrus follow you around and keep pelting you with balloons and mud pies. Either that, or Leah will sic Jessica on you.

I trust an apology is forthcoming on your part.


Litigiously Yours-

Sam
General Manager

 

[Leah Love]

BooYa baby!

I love it when you speak Lawyer to me

 

[MoonOwl]

:ninja Lifted from 'the other place':

*Jim leaves note for Staci about the theft of equipment and product* Details of content can be observed at the bar who perpetrated the theft. Also Moonie is a willing co-conspirator.

:ninja

I guess they didn't realize I am also a Spy? :24:

 

[Margene]

:ninja Lifted from 'the other place':



:ninja

I guess they didn't realize I am also a Spy? :24:

 

[Dakota Jim]

Dear Mr. Dakota,

It has come to our attention that you have wrongly accused a member of my Management crew of theft from an establishment to which you are connected.

If you check her statement, she stated "The Coffee House". "Staci's" was never uttered by her.

You then compounded this by a not-so-veiled threat to purloin V's Place merchandise.

We at V's take these matters seriously, and should they continue I will be forced to have Codrus follow you around and keep pelting you with balloons and mud pies. Either that, or Leah will sic Jessica on you.

I trust an apology is forthcoming on your part.


Litigiously Yours-

Sam
General Manager

Sam
General Manager

There will be no apology and if you read the transcript she did confess it was staci, when she uttered "staci can take a joke". Accordingly, the dime has been dropped.

Be ready for a bankrupting civil action following your criminal trial.

Mr. J. Dakota
Attorney at law

 

[MoonOwl]

ah, zeee plot thickenz:

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's what happened!! Oh whew! I thought I was so bleary, I only thought I made coffee!!

Me thinks a cover story is being perpetrated? Perhaps Margene's quarters should be searched? :24:

 

[Dakota Jim]

ah, zeee plot thickenz:




Me thinks a cover story is being perpetrated? Perhaps Margene's quarters should be searched? :24:

You have no say in this Miss Co-conspirator. Soon you'll be wearing new nickle plated "bracelets"....

 

[MoonOwl]

You have no say in this Miss Co-conspirator. Soon you'll be wearing new nickle plated "bracelets"....

Promises, promises, I've been hearing that for years..... *yawns*

 

[Margene]

ah, zeee plot thickenz:




Me thinks a cover story is being perpetrated? Perhaps Margene's quarters should be searched? :24:

:24::24::24:

I must ask you cast your eyes above to the response of our legal representative in this matter. :24:

 

[MoonOwl]

:24::24::24:

I must ask you cast your eyes above to the response of our legal representative in this matter. :24:

Yeah, whatever... We'll forward it to Janie and she'll get us off in no time....:nod: She's good at that:ninja

 

[Dakota Jim]

*Jim leaves to begin to prepare for an easy case to draw a huge settlement on*......

 

[Dakota Jim]

Yeah, whatever... We'll forward it to Janie and she'll get us off in no time....:nod: She's good at that:ninja

If that's all you've got, you are in even deeper shit than I first thought. *Leaves laughing*

 

[MoonOwl]

*Jim leaves to begin to prepare for an easy case to draw a huge settlement on*......

:24: He doesn't know the pull of TheFamily very well does he???:24:

Heck, even politicians report to us...:cool

 

[MoonOwl]

*ponders possible code violations, possible non-payment of export taxes, etc... The possibilities are endless*