You are driving down a deserted stretch of the Internet and you spot an odd looking building...
It's looks like it's shaped like.. a V.
"That's odd"... and you decide to investigate.
You walk up to the front door and notice a huge sign:
"NO DRAMA ALLOWED. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT AND FED TO WOLVES."
Once you get past them you see two more doors...
One marked- XXXXXXXXXX (18 and older, please)
The other marked - Bri's Lounge.
You decided to go into XXXXXXX ...
You spot a pool table, several TV's and a long bar bisecting the room... you can actually see into most of Bri's from where you are standing and the bar is serving both sides at the same time... booze to the right, the softer stuff to the left.
"Nice set-up", you think to yourself...
Suddenly, a ridiculously beautiful woman walks up to you.
"Hi, I'm Veronica and this is my place. Have a seat, relax. We've got a fully stocked bar and a staff of great people behind them. The kitchen is open, but I'm still interviewing for a head chef. Bri's Lounge is a game room and where you can get something... lighter. Enjoy your stay."
Suddenly, you hear a very faint sound...
You peer into the furtherest corner of the bar... and see another door...
"What's that?"
V winks at you. You feel your spine melt into your shoes.
"Ohhh... that's Satin's Playpen... we had to put the Naughty Couch in there... along with the Twister mat. It's for those...personal moments."
"Ohh?"
"Yeah, but don't worry... if it gets TOO adult we have a special place for them... it's nicknamed the UG. Strictly R rated at worst in here... no NC-17."
She winks at you again... you hear a faint whistling sound in your ears... she REALLY is insanely hot...
You look at the wall and see a floorchart...
Damn... I may have found myself a new home...
WELCOME... TO V'S PLACE.
It's looks like it's shaped like.. a V.
"That's odd"... and you decide to investigate.
You walk up to the front door and notice a huge sign:
"NO DRAMA ALLOWED. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT AND FED TO WOLVES."
Once you get past them you see two more doors...
One marked- XXXXXXXXXX (18 and older, please)
The other marked - Bri's Lounge.
You decided to go into XXXXXXX ...
You spot a pool table, several TV's and a long bar bisecting the room... you can actually see into most of Bri's from where you are standing and the bar is serving both sides at the same time... booze to the right, the softer stuff to the left.
"Nice set-up", you think to yourself...
Suddenly, a ridiculously beautiful woman walks up to you.
"Hi, I'm Veronica and this is my place. Have a seat, relax. We've got a fully stocked bar and a staff of great people behind them. The kitchen is open, but I'm still interviewing for a head chef. Bri's Lounge is a game room and where you can get something... lighter. Enjoy your stay."
Suddenly, you hear a very faint sound...
You peer into the furtherest corner of the bar... and see another door...
"What's that?"
V winks at you. You feel your spine melt into your shoes.
"Ohhh... that's Satin's Playpen... we had to put the Naughty Couch in there... along with the Twister mat. It's for those...personal moments."
"Ohh?"
"Yeah, but don't worry... if it gets TOO adult we have a special place for them... it's nicknamed the UG. Strictly R rated at worst in here... no NC-17."
She winks at you again... you hear a faint whistling sound in your ears... she REALLY is insanely hot...
You look at the wall and see a floorchart...
Damn... I may have found myself a new home...
WELCOME... TO V'S PLACE.
