Top Ten

[Darkstar]

#1One is actually gay.

 

[elluko]

Top 10 sayings to live by:

#10 Shoot for the moon, even if you miss it you'll land among the stars.

 

[Peter Parka]

#9 If you expect a kick in the bollocks but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory!

 

[elluko]

¤8 God, if you cant make me skinny, make my friends fat.

 

[GuesSAngel]

#7 No one is a virgin, life screws us all!

 

[UncleBacon]

#6 If at first you don't succeed slip her a roofie and try again

 

[Peter Parka]

#5 It's not true that if you don't smoke, drink or do drugs you live longer. It just feels that way!

 

[hhayes]

#4 what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

 

[BaggedSplash]

#3 May the Force be with you

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

#2 - Code Brown!!

(inside joke, if she remembers, lol)

 

[Tim]

Ant the #1 saying to live by:

A hard-on is not considered personal growth....


Top ten reasons to date a homeless person...

 

[UncleBacon]

#10 you can drop them off anywhere at the end of your date

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

#9 - You don't have to ask - "your place or mine?"

 

[hhayes]

#8 getting along with their friends is not a problem

 

[OUZBnd]

#7 they will work for their dinner

 

[Kat]

#6 you dont have to worry if your house is clean enough for company

 

[R.A.T. Army]

#5: Taco Bell is considered "fancy eats" to them.

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[resistor]

lost a ban bet on the other site

 

[Darkstar]

lost a ban bet on the other site

Try reading the whole thread?

#4 You dont have to worry about being underdressed...

 

[andcuriouser]

# 3 - Romantic snuggles by the light of a trashcan fire.