Top Ten

[UncleBacon]

#1 the lost boys

 

[UncleBacon]

top ten excuses to get out of work

#10 I ate bad sushi last night and can't get off the toilet for more than 5 minutes

 

[Mrs Behavin]

#9 My hot water heater went out (works like a charm every time

 

[andcuriouser]

# 8 I'm having a baby.

(I've never used that one, but Matt worked with this woman who was so overweight that she didn't even realize she was pregnant until she had really bad stomach pains, went to the ER and they told her she was having a baby! Needless to say, she got time off)

 

[GuesSAngel]

#7 I have my period and I'm bleeding everywhere.

(if you word it just like that, they won't question you anymore.)

 

[AUDRAA]

# 6 my car wont start

 

[GuesSAngel]

#5 My family member is in the hospital

 

[elluko]

#4 I cant come in today, I'm still drunk from last night.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

luke you've obviously never had a job...lol.

#3-my dryer broke and all my work clothes are wet!

 

[Crazy Legs!]

#2 I have the flu.

 

[Haus]

#1 my kids are sick

 

[Haus]

top 10 reasons couples dont last

#10 finances

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

#9 Family

 

[Peter Parka]

#8 Selfishness

 

[Jersey]

#7- cheatin whores! (both male and female)

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

#6-different levels of committment to each other

 

[BaggedSplash]

#5-#1 because they are 20 kid having, trailor park living, been on Jerry Springer 52 times, inbred, dirty pieces of white trash

 

[Crazy Legs!]

#4 - different political ideologies

 

[OUZBnd]

#3 - religeous views

 

[SilentEyz]

# 2- lack of communication