Top 5 Men on OTZ...

[lumpenstein]

You're older than Mulder--way older if we go by "real years!" :cool

Why deal with "real" years. You lost touch with reality many moons ago! :woot:

 

[jassilem]

Why deal with "real" years. You lost touch with reality many moons ago! :woot:

LOL:24::24:

 

[Peter Parka]

Well, the problem is even though Peter has a tiny peter, Mulder has a very tight ass, so its not physically possible no matter how much Vaseline he's used to using. In fact, that reminds me--do you remember that time when you, Peter, and me went to that pub close to your house and we got caught by a locak dick smoking some dope--he threatened to take us in to the station. Fortunately (for us) he was gay and asked us all to show him our tools and he told us he'd let us go if we had 15 inches betwen us. Do you remember? I pulled mine out and he measured it at 8 inches exactly--yours came out at 6 and 3/4s. Well remember how Peter was sweating bullets? Me and you were figuring we had it made easy cause all we needed was a quater inch out of him and we were home free--we couldn't understand his consternation. Well, recall Peter measured out at exactly 1/4 inch on the nose. And remember when we were walking away, he said to us. "Pheeeeeeeeeew, man guys, lucky I had a hard on or we would of never made it!!!"

:24::24::24:

Wow! You have a big clit! never seen it that big before guess it shrank as it was scared of a real penis! :24:

 

[dazner]

damn peter....

Muldy?

 

[Valentin]

I mean, how intelligent do you need to be to be kicked off a Muse forum?:24:

I was kicked off the Muse forum in part for my virtuoso level musical ability. I then used my supermassive intellect to expose the mod structure there as a pedophile ring.

 

[Valentin]

Or myspace 400 billion times. :eek

Very. Since i abided by most of the rules, the only reason the moderation had to ban me was because i, how you say, "wtfpwnd" them so many times in debates.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I was kicked off the Muse forum in part for my virtuoso level musical ability. I then used my supermassive intellect to expose the mod structure there as a pedophile ring.

Groundpounder and BB @TW just shit their pants!!! :eek


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[wednesday]

i came back becuz i missed my fuzzy wuzzy out<<feels like crap cuz i 4got him xxxx*hugs*

 

[teh_fuzz]

i came back becuz i missed my fuzzy wuzzy out<<feels like crap cuz i 4got him xxxx*hugs*

Yes you do!

 

[Mystic]

shit! I forgot to add PJ.....


...he bribed me with reps... LOL

 

[Natasha]

Oh wait...this is the Top 5 Men on OTz thread. I'll start another thread for eyeliner debate if you guys wish. For now, back on topic, please.

 

[DaveM]

Gimme yo top 5! lol

Mine are goin to be in no order (sorry guys)

Tom Paul Craig Dave and Tyler

That Dave me? I'm confused at the concept of being top on a list, lol

 

[SYN]

That Dave me? I'm confused at the concept of being top on a list, lol

obv :cool

 

[DaveM]

obv :cool

YAY! *blushes* SELF ESTEEM BOOST

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

o'course its you! lol

 

[Keight]

Prove it. I know a far lot more than you think I do, since you sneer down your nose at everybody. I know what a myriad is and, apparently, I know more than you do - unless, that is, it is about makeup.

ffs dude take it to another thread im just saying you are ALL gonna get your asses kicked for this keep it on topic, or the thread will be closed and then us girls have nothing to look at.... :ninja

 

[Natasha]

I'm w/ Keight. It's offtopic, it's harassment, it's juvenile, and it's just plain stupid. Stick to the topic at hand, folks, and stop whoring this thread w/ the eyeliner chat. LAST WARNING!!!

 

[Mase]

I'm not on anyones top 5. Oh well, I can't really relate to a lot of the members here, anyway.

 

[SYN]

I'm not on anyones top 5. Oh well, I can't really relate to a lot of the members here, anyway.

its okay... you can be on my top 5

 

[c00kiE]

I'm not on anyones top 5. Oh well, I can't really relate to a lot of the members here, anyway.

ok you can be on mine now, too.
so who are you and do you like Feel So Good by Mase? :cool