Top 5 Men on OTZ...

[skyblue]

Good thing masturbation doesn't REALLY cause blindness!!! :24:

http://www.offtopicz.net/34398-mulder-outed.html

 

[skyblue]

OOh thats a thought top 10 fancible men??....no bad idea, then mulder would really get the hump becuz hes not on it.x

do it:24:

 

[Fox Mulder]

do it:24:

If Mulder isn't on EVERYONE'S top10 fanciful men there is going to be hell to pay!!! :mad

 

[skyblue]

let hell begin

 

[jassilem]

If Mulder isn't on EVERYONE'S top10 fanciful men there is going to be hell to pay!!! :mad

Mulder sorry but you wouldn't be on mine

 

[Fox Mulder]

Mulder sorry but you wouldn't be on mine

Then you will make Mulder's shit list!!! :mad

 

[Peter Parka]

Then you will make Mulder's shit list!!! :mad

I heard you liked it up the shitter yourself. :ninja

 

[lumpenstein]

leave mulder alone......hes ok.......anyway,hes older than me

He's also older than dirt! Leave him alone; elder abuse is a criime! :24:

 

[jassilem]

Then you will make Mulder's shit list!!! :mad

Aww darling do you think that bothers me?

 

[lumpenstein]

I take being on mouldy's shit list an honour! :24:

 

[Fox Mulder]

I heard you liked it up the shitter yourself. :ninja

You seem to have a fixation with Mulder's shitter--forget it--aint' gonna happen!!!

 

[Fox Mulder]

He's also older than dirt! Leave him alone; elder abuse is a criime! :24:

You're older than Mulder--way older if we go by "real years!" :cool

 

[skyblue]

You seem to have a fixation with Mulder's shitter--forget it--aint' gonna happen!!!

never say never:24::24::24:

 

[Fox Mulder]

Aww darling do you think that bothers me?

Yes--as a matter of fact--yes I do.

 

[jassilem]

You're older than Mulder--way older if we go by "real years!" :cool

I forget how old you are....

 

[jassilem]

Yes--as a matter of fact--yes I do.

Well honey it doesn't bother me.

 

[skyblue]

I forget how old you are....

older than me

 

[Peter Parka]

You seem to have a fixation with Mulder's shitter--forget it--aint' gonna happen!!!

Soory, I forgot, I aint one of your muslely flowing locked wet dreams.:24:

 

[jassilem]

older than me

I used to know how old Mr. Mulder was.. I just know he's about twice as old as I am :24:

 

[Fox Mulder]

never say never:24::24::24:

Well, the problem is even though Peter has a tiny peter, Mulder has a very tight ass, so its not physically possible no matter how much Vaseline he's used to using. In fact, that reminds me--do you remember that time when you, Peter, and me went to that pub close to your house and we got caught by a locak dick smoking some dope--he threatened to take us in to the station. Fortunately (for us) he was gay and asked us all to show him our tools and he told us he'd let us go if we had 15 inches betwen us. Do you remember? I pulled mine out and he measured it at 8 inches exactly--yours came out at 6 and 3/4s. Well remember how Peter was sweating bullets? Me and you were figuring we had it made easy cause all we needed was a quater inch out of him and we were home free--we couldn't understand his consternation. Well, recall Peter measured out at exactly 1/4 inch on the nose. And remember when we were walking away, he said to us. "Pheeeeeeeeeew, man guys, lucky I had a hard on or we would of never made it!!!"

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