Things the Queen will never have to do...

[Jessica]

practice the piano

 

[Jessica]

write a resume

 

[Codrus]

get a bikini wax....................nobody wants to see that ass in a bikini.

hey!!!...120 years ago.....she was hot!!!!

 

[Jessica]

find a job

 

[Ryder]

Drive anywhere.

 

[Ryder]

Walk her own dogs.

 

[Jessica]

feed the fish

 

[Jessica]

go on a diet

 

[Thornless]

Wait for VIP

 

[Thornless]

End of the month

 

[Jessica]

peel onions

 

[Jessica]

scold the kids

 

[Codrus]

fake an orgasm..........lol

 

[Codrus]

and what happens if you don't do her right?

off with his head!!!
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[Codrus]

Which One?:eek

does it matter?

 

[Nielisfranco]

make her own doctors appointment

 

[Tuffdisc]

Go fishing

 

[lonemeditater]

actually use her gold-plated wii

 

[Nielisfranco]

release a sex tape online for ratings

 

[Jessica]

give neg rep