Things the Queen will never have to do...

[Jessica]

get heart surgery

 

[Tuffdisc]

Snipe someone down the Mall

 

[Tomperi]

Stab her dog.

 

[Jessica]

shoplift

 

[Tuffdisc]

Make a horror movie

 

[Jessica]

speak Spanish

 

[Tomperi]

Sell Harry..

 

[Tuffdisc]

Raise someone from the dead

 

[Jessica]

answer questions

 

[Tuffdisc]

Cuddle a common person

 

[Tomperi]

Knight an asparagus.

 

[Jessica]

pet the dog

 

[Tomperi]

Butter a bratwurst.

 

[Jessica]

make a sandwich

 

[Tomperi]

Tear the roof off the Tower.

 

[Jessica]

be in the spelling bee

 

[Tyler Durden]

A tax planning report for 2008.9

 

[Tomperi]

Roll her horse-cart.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Wash the dogs

 

[Jessica]

play sports