Scratch her own lottery tickets
Things the Queen will never have to do...
- Thread starter Tyler Durden
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turn on the TV
Change the cat litter
explain herself
Dig for change under the driver seat
fold her clothes neatly
Ride a bus
go to work
Order from the value menu
comb her hair
watch Millwall
Bob for apples
Ye Royal Vibrator Operator. Does the queen fancy the blue tickler or the green goblin today your majesty?
She never has to brake for anybody
put everything away
Call the cable guy.
Mow the front yard
water the plants
Have a garage sell
wash her hair
