Things the Queen will never have to do...

[Burntblood]

Scratch her own lottery tickets

 

[Jessica]

turn on the TV

 

[Burntblood]

Change the cat litter

 

[Lord Stanley]

explain herself

 

[Burntblood]

Dig for change under the driver seat

 

[Jessica]

fold her clothes neatly

 

[Burntblood]

Ride a bus

 

[Jessica]

go to work

 

[Burntblood]

Order from the value menu

 

[Jessica]

comb her hair

 

[Lord Stanley]

watch Millwall

 

[Burntblood]

Bob for apples

 

[Burntblood]

Operate her Vibrator.

Ye Royal Vibrator Operator. Does the queen fancy the blue tickler or the green goblin today your majesty?



She never has to brake for anybody

 

[Jessica]

put everything away

 

[Margene]

Call the cable guy.

 

[Burntblood]

Mow the front yard

 

[Jessica]

water the plants

 

[Burntblood]

Have a garage sell

 

[Jessica]

wash her hair

 

[Azazel]