The Trials and Tribulations of One Freak of Nature

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Yet...

Don't tempt fate! :willy_nilly: The coldest it's supposed to be over the next five days is -5C.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

My mom is coming to visit in April.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I don't want to hurt anymore.

 

[HK]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Hugs for Zirc

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Perhaps I shall go to bed. :nod:

 

[purpledove]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I don't want to hurt anymore.

Awwww....who hurt you?

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Awwww....who hurt you?

Now there's an interesting question. What makes you assume it's that kind of hurt? :humm:

 

[purpledove]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Hurt comes in various forms

Since your statement was vague thus my direction for vagueness too :24: :24:

I am assuming actually, it might have something to do with the Flames

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Ah, good to see I haven't lost my touch.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Why do I keep getting chocolate from internet guys? :unsure: They should start sending plastic ponies.

:ninja

 

[Thornless]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I don't want to hurt anymore.

You need a full body massage :ninja

 

[JoeCool10]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

You need a full body massage :ninja

They make chairs for that.

https://www.relaxtheback.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=sogno+dreamwave

I tested one out the other day, I almost melted in the chair. It massaged your ENTIRE body. Your hands, fingers, feet, toes, EVEN YOUR BUTT. If I didn't love my boyfriend so much, I'd buy the chair. :ninja

 

[Thornless]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

They make chairs for that.

https://www.relaxtheback.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=sogno+dreamwave

I tested one out the other day, I almost melted in the chair. It massaged your ENTIRE body. Your hands, fingers, feet, toes, EVEN YOUR BUTT. If I didn't love my boyfriend so much, I'd buy the chair. :ninja

I do all that for a living, I'm licensed for massage through the Ohio medical board.

You just can't buy me and take me home, just rent my time.

 

[JoeCool10]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I do all that for a living, I'm licensed for massage through the Ohio medical board.

You just can't buy me and take me home, just rent my time.

If I lived in Ohio, I'd rent 3 hours of your time. My back is UBER tight. It drives me :crazy:

 

[Thornless]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

If I lived in Ohio, I'd rent 3 hours of your time. My back is UBER tight. It drives me :crazy:

Maximum time yyou can purchase is 90, anything more is too boring for us therapists and too much on the body of the client. I think my one professor who has 35 years experience said every 30 minutes of massage equals 1-2 hours of rest.

 

[JoeCool10]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Maximum time yyou can purchase is 90, anything more is too boring for us therapists and too much on the body of the client. I think my one professor who has 35 years experience said every 30 minutes of massage equals 1-2 hours of rest.

Ah, so 90 is perfect then lol.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

You need a full body massage :ninja

:nod: I do. I had a massage therapist recommended to me here but she works limited hours and is in high demand, apparently. I managed to get an appointment for April 16. My neck and shoulders are killing me, they're so tight. I should have made an appointment sooner. :thumbdown

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I got a portrait model done of Bey Ambition. My pretty.

 

[JoeCool10]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I got a portrait model done of Bey Ambition. My pretty.

That's a really cool model. I love how they got so much detail in the face.