The Trials and Tribulations of One Freak of Nature

[Thornless]

True story: I was just out checking the mares and foals in the south pasture. It's pitch dark out there and I couldn't see a thing. I was walking and all of a sudden my legs slam into something hard just below the knees. I had walked into one of the feed troughs. I said "FRICK THAT HURT" in kind of a mangled half whisper and then pitched forward and did a slow motion dive over it. I writhed around on the ground for awhile and then picked myself up and carried on with checking horses. That's gonna leave a mark. :nod:


Oh, the horses were fine.

:eek

Is the feeding trough okay?

 

[freakofnature]

:eek

Is the feeding trough okay?

Not sure. I guess we'll find out when we feed the horses again. :ninja

 

[Thornless]

Not sure. I guess we'll find out when we feed the horses again. :ninja

Pity no one recored you doing this, could of entered for funniest video

 

[freakofnature]

Pity no one recored you doing this, could of entered for funniest video

Oh man...I keep replaying the whole thing in my mind and it just cracks me up. I'm glad I'm so entertaining.

 

[Thornless]

 

[freakofnature]

 

[Thornless]

 

[freakofnature]

I just noticed that you're not in my closet anymore. So that's why I have more space in there all of a sudden.

 

[Thornless]

I just noticed that you're not in my closet anymore. So that's why I have more space in there all of a sudden.

I had to get some air:ninja

 

[freakofnature]

I had to get some air:ninja

Don't get too much. It causes cancer. :willy_nilly:

 

[Thornless]

Don't get too much. It causes cancer. :willy_nilly:

Hmm in that case, I better go back in.

 

[freakofnature]

Hmm in that case, I better go back in.

Do it when I'm not looking. I don't want to know.

 

[Thornless]

 

[Willow]

Legs feeling better?..:flowers:

 

[freakofnature]

Legs feeling better?..:flowers:

Yes and not even a bruise. The feed trough is doing fine too.

 

[Abcinthia]

 

[freakofnature]

 

[Abcinthia]

I want KFC now. And I want to go by horse!

 

[freakofnature]

I have a horse that we could hitch up to a buggy!!!! When should I expect you?

 

[Abcinthia]

I shall be on the next flight to Canada!