The Trials and Tribulations of One Freak of Nature

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

So...I was practicing my ninja moves today and...ummm...yeah...





I don't know if I should practice more or less. :unsure: That took a lot of stitches.

 

[Abcinthia]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I buy myself flowers. Otherwise I'd never get them.

Maybe I should do that. Though my favourite flowers, lillies, make my hayfever go crazy.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

The more things change the more they stay the same. I try to break free and as soon as I think I've gotten out I wake up and find myself right where I started.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I have decided to be melancholy today. :surrender

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Ouch.

 

[freakofnature]

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Ouch.

S'up

 

[freakofnature]

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S'up

I got stabbed. :unsure:

 

[freakofnature]

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I got stabbed. :unsure:

Well, then don't play with knives.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Well, then don't play with knives.

Everyone else plays with knives and it looked like fun.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Everyone else plays with knives and it looked like fun.

Well, obviously you were not meant to play with knives. You're a clutz, remember?

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Well, obviously you were not meant to play with knives. You're a clutz, remember?

I thought that maybe if I practiced I wouldn't be a clutz anymore. :ninja

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

I thought that maybe if I practiced I wouldn't be a clutz anymore. :ninja

Didn't work out, eh? Go play with spoons instead.

 

[freakofnature]

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Didn't work out, eh? Go play with spoons instead.

I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!!!! :willy_nilly:

 

[freakofnature]

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I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!!!! :willy_nilly:

You can't. I have no heart.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

You can't. I have no heart.

Well, you're no fun. :mad

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

Well, you're no fun. :mad

Yes I am. I'm lots of fun.

 

[freakofnature]

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Yes I am. I'm lots of fun.

You're a cuckoo, that's what you are.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself

You're a cuckoo, that's what you are.

Yes I am. And you love it.

 

[freakofnature]

Re: zirconaz talks to herself