The three word story!

[Hurt911gen]

. my balls hurt

 

[UncleBacon]

from too much

 

[matt0114]

spinning around while

 

[TheOriginalJames]

stalking a girl

 

[UncleBacon]

and chronic masterbation

 

[TheOriginalJames]

left me with

 

[UncleBacon]

very bad chaffing

 

[artisan00]

and my forearm

 

[UncleBacon]

muscle is huge

 

[artisan00]

. but my best

 

[UncleBacon]

time i've ever

 

[artisan00]

ran, was a

 

[UncleBacon]

6.9 second 1/4

 

[artisan00]

. vtec kicked in

 

[UncleBacon]

but I got

 

[artisan00]

no wing to

 

[UncleBacon]

keep the down

 

[artisan00]

-force under control

 

[UncleBacon]

. so I shot

 

[artisan00]

my 12 gauge