The three word story!

[lemon]

see-through crotchless g-string

 

[matt0114]

that strangly resembled

 

[lemon]

the merceded-benz's tradmark

 

[matt0114]

after hitting a seagull

 

[lemon]

spinning uncontrollably

 

[matt0114]

out of control

 

[lemon]

backup systems not

 

[matt0114]

functioning.....correctly........system-

 

[lemon]

error. the car

 

[matt0114]

smelled like

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

fresh rotted, green

 

[matt0114]

hobbit feet

 

[lemon]

with dried glue

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

which was auctally dried jizz

 

[matt0114]

supplied by

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

bacon. he was

 

[matt0114]

drunk as a....

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

guy named redsmullet,

 

[lemon]

shot full of jager

 

[matt0114]

which he sold