The three word story!

[Legoman]

a hooker jerked

 

[Hurt911gen]

and said "what..."

 

[hhayes]

the fuck is

 

[lemon]

this shit doing

 

[matt0114]

then was abducted by...

 

[lemon]

hey only 3 words

a flying squirrel-like-sleeping-giant

 

[matt0114]

that was green...

 

[UncleBacon]

from beating off

 

[Hurt911gen]

like your mom's

 

[matt0114]

prostitute sister

 

[Legoman]

who liked huge

[READ THE RULES!!! It says 3 words maximum. Breaking the rule would be going over 3 words!]

 

[UncleBacon]

one eyed monsters

 

[matt0114]

that actually

 

[Legoman]

used vibrators for

 

[lemon]

chasing rabid dogs

 

[matt0114]

when not using...

 

[lemon]

the backdoor approach :wtf

 

[Legoman]

which results in

[LMFAO this is getting hilarious! Keep it up guys...]

 

[lemon]

the universe destroying

 

[matt0114]

your mom favorite