The three word story!

[Hurt911gen]

.despite what happened

 

[UncleBacon]

to lil johny

 

[matt0114]

he was always

 

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gladly ready to

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

touch her breasts

 

[StangMang]

in a clockwise

 

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that were 75

 

[matt0114]

years old, and

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

were sagging very

 

[Legoman]

homosexually. Then she

 

[Hurt911gen]

lost her virginity

 

[AmoRaL]

to a monkey

 

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that knew how

 

[UncleBacon]

to eat cat

 

[Hurt911gen]

preferably with mayo.

 

[UncleBacon]

and a slice

 

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of cheese bratwurst

 

[Legoman]

which was stale

 

[Hurt911gen]

but nonetheless great

 

[hhayes]

The next afternoon