Joe the meek
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Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
6. Kicked in head by bantha
7. To impress the babes
8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
You could be a redneck Jedi if
You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.
You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.
You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
Your Father's name is Garth Vader.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the Force.
You're beer belly puts Jabba's to shame.
Your idea of a practical joke is stickin a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah in a pair of tight Daisy Duke shorts.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a lightsabor.
You asked to be buried with your LightSaber.
You use your lightsabre as a bug zapper.
You're flying a ship which has no original parts.
You got fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
You say 'these are not the beers you are looking for.'
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
6. Kicked in head by bantha
7. To impress the babes
8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
You could be a redneck Jedi if
You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.
You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.
You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
Your Father's name is Garth Vader.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the Force.
You're beer belly puts Jabba's to shame.
Your idea of a practical joke is stickin a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah in a pair of tight Daisy Duke shorts.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a lightsabor.
You asked to be buried with your LightSaber.
You use your lightsabre as a bug zapper.
You're flying a ship which has no original parts.
You got fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
You say 'these are not the beers you are looking for.'
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