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Why Trick or Treating is better than sex--------10) You are guaranteed to get at least a littl something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX....1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!!! If you like Trick or Treating, pass this on.


Sidenote...It was 6 text messages long. haha
 
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This morning...

"Doctors can be real idiots..Lets do two times the amount of tests and take a whole month to diagnose a patient instead of looking at a couple of areas while UR already in there! In other words im going to assume the battery is dead and thats why the car wont start instead of checking to see if there is gas in the fucking tank!"

My friend Jackie who was pissed that the doctors have been dinging around with me and found an area of "concern" yesterday.
 
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