the last text that you received says

[GracefulIvory]

Re: the last text you received

Its a jersey thing what can I say?

 

[USF Sam]

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"Did you ever check the Dwell report for CN?"

Work, obviously.

 

[crackers90]

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I really don't know what to do. I love you like crazy. Should I remove comment?

 

[Natasha]

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It's from FB, LOL...it says:

"Varonika Akey just went and saw Jackass 3D..........it was very disturbing, and yet it was freakin hilarious!!"

 

[Taralynn]

Re: the last text you received

"I love you." It was from some spammie place that wanted my credit card number.

 

[GracefulIvory]

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How did you lock yourself out? Are u ok?

 

[Taralynn]

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"just give it a go and we'll see what happens babe."

Really, it sounds worse than it is.

 

[itsmeJonB]

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"Yay! i workin"

 

[GracefulIvory]

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"I'm on my way"

 

[Natasha]

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"That's really horrible tho...and now it's wound up on Communist News Network for the whole world to see (my all day fave is headline news...I'm waking up with Robin Meade now!)"

 

[GracefulIvory]

Re: the last text you received

Why Trick or Treating is better than sex--------10) You are guaranteed to get at least a littl something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX....1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!!! If you like Trick or Treating, pass this on.


Sidenote...It was 6 text messages long. haha

 

[darkangel]

Re: the last text you received

you're so silly...

 

[itsmeJonB]

Re: the last text you received

"Yes! I would love that "

 

[Shankerson]

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"Go shower, You're probably asleep on your feet right now"

 

[retro]

Re: the last text you received

Okay.

 

[Taralynn]

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This morning...

"Doctors can be real idiots..Lets do two times the amount of tests and take a whole month to diagnose a patient instead of looking at a couple of areas while UR already in there! In other words im going to assume the battery is dead and thats why the car wont start instead of checking to see if there is gas in the fucking tank!"

My friend Jackie who was pissed that the doctors have been dinging around with me and found an area of "concern" yesterday.

 

[darkangel]

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Good but i'm out of budz so had to take more pain pills. I'm getting out of my funk and was productive today so I don't feel like a pet rock lol!

 

[TGLucario475]

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'I'm on my way now.' - My boyfriend.

 

[crackers90]

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Need to talk to you. Ex is being a bitch & now not letting me see kids. Love you princess. Thanks again for the pic

 

[Shankerson]

Re: the last text you received

Personal phone "So are you working?"
Work Phone "just know I'm thinking of you"