The Corrupt Wish Game!

[Thornless]

Granted, but now you can't wake up without a kiss from a Prince.

I wish my daughter wasn't sick.

 

[Natasha]

I can't corrupt a wish for little Amara. Granted...and that's it.

I wish I didn't suck at this game, LOL

 

[pjbleek]

I can't corrupt a wish for little Amara. Granted...and that's it.

I wish I didn't suck at this game, LOL

you are better at this game but you wand is stick in reverse!

I wish I didn't have to get up at 4am tomorrow

 

[Siphorous]

You don't have to get up at 4am but now you are getting up at 3am to do a #1 and a #2. The #2 is so smelly, it wakes your wife up and neither of you can get back to sleep again so you're up even earlier than before every day.

I wish I had a wishing well that was real.

 

[freakofnature]

Oh hey! Look at that! You DO have a wishing well! But it doesn't do anything. It's just a nice lawn ornament that becomes a pain in the ass when it's time to mow the grass.

Ummm...I wish I could go to Breyerfest next year.

 

[Thornless]

Granted, but no one will accept your money to buy any horses.

I wish my loans were paid off.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, and you are super excited to buy all the specials! Unfortunately - as you are unloading your prize possessions when you get home, you realise you left one very special horsey back at Breyerfest! Crappy day! You go back to get it but it's been 'lifted' by someone. You come back home, crying and in a mess and find you forgot to lock your door and now ALL your horses are stolen (along with everything else).

I wish I could save money this month on my cash/debit card outgoings.

 

[Siphorous]

Phooey - I type too slow! ignore mine

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, but no one will accept your money to buy any horses.

I wish my loans were paid off.

Granted. Your loans are paid off, unfortunately you are now without kneecaps too.

I wish I was at home, where the heart is.

 

[darkcgi]

Granted. You move all your stuff ... everything is great for two years ... a hurricane comes and you have nothing but a slab left.

I wish I owned my own movie theater.

 

[HK]

Granted, but due to a technical hitch the only movie that will play is Twilight.



I wish I had a kitten.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, you have a kitten but unfortunately for thee, it meoweth twenty three out of twenty four hours.

I wish for a starship that can go at warp speed.

 

[darkcgi]

Granted unfortunately someone left a tiny portal open and you got sucked through it


I wish for a super sexy body like transfer my brain to a new body

 

[TGLucario475]

Granted but it's to a grannies body.

I wish I didn't have cravings for snacks. >.<

 

[freakofnature]

Granted...but you don't have a craving for ANY food so you starve to death.


I wish my blanket was finished.

 

[TGLucario475]

Granted but it's stuck in the Finnish region of Quebec (bad pun~)

I wish I didn't cut my hair off. D: