The Corrupt Wish Game!

[pjbleek]

your tires are on blocks and your battery is gone
I wish I could fly

 

[Siphorous]

You can fly - except as you jump off the building, you realise that you in fact imagined you could fly.

I wish I had a faster computer!

 

[Niamh]

Granted but you can't catch it :/

I wish I was a millionaire

 

[Siphorous]

Granted. However, after acquiring a role as a dragon on Dragon's Den - you invest your money (against the other Dragons' advice) in the investment of a crazy man who believes his chocolate teapot will be the next big thing. Now you owe a million to various creditors, then you become bankrupt and end up living on the streets.

I wish I had a chocolate teapot.

 

[Niamh]

Granted. I don't think I need to say more.

I wish I had an Aston Martin

 

[Siphorous]

Granted. This happens though (you survive, fortunately). It was hard to corrupt this wish as I do like them.



I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[Niamh]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that was harsh

Granted but it only works in Antarctica.

I wish I had a super power

 

[Siphorous]

Granted. It's x-ray vision - switched on permanently. So unfortunately, you get to see everyone - warts and all. Sorry.

I wish I had a super soft pillow that still supported my head.

 

[Darrell]

You do have a soft pillow. A soft pillow made of LIVE King Cobras.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[freakofnature]

Here's your time machine...but it doesn't work.


I wish I could find a buckskin appaloosa Spun Gold for under $200.

 

[Natasha]

You do...and it's infested w/ fleas. Bet you wish you hadn't used it to make underwear, huh???

I wish I had a pumpkin spice coffee.

 

[freakofnature]

Here's your pumpkin spice coffee...and it's infested with fleas. Yeah...payback!


I wish Fred and George Weasley were real.

 

[BleedingBull]

granted but there umm wand isnt as big as you thought

wish i didnt feel so wasted

 

[Siphorous]

Your wish is granted. You're not wasted - but now you are used. Used a lot I may add. 24x7 with no breaks except for a quick nap and some food/toilet duty. Be careful what you wish for!

I wish I had a lot more tokenz.

 

[Thornless]

Granted, but now you owe them back plus 10% intrest.


I wish my boobs were smaller.

 

[Natasha]

Granted...but you're now a man and have testicles the same size as your boobs used to be.

I wish I wasn't at work.

 

[Thornless]

Granted, but now your stuck under my 36DDD balls.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[Darrell]

You do have a maid, and your made likes to dress up in your lingerie when you're not home, and has a problem with leaving skid marks in them.

I wish I hadn't just laughed out loud typing that, now the teacher is mad at me again. :24:

 

[BleedingBull]

Granted but now its to late you are condemmned to a life in a clown costume and the only sexual pleasure you will ever get again is with your clown nose


wish I was on the same level as society LOL

 

[Siphorous]

Granted. You are on the same level as society in general but now you have your head permanently stuck up your behind (unlike the movie).



I wish I was able to get more than 6 hours of sleep by sleeping earlier.