The Corrupt Wish Game!

[keano]

Granted but the beer is past sell by date...

Wishs for new surround sound system...

 

[Roxi]

Granted but it only pics up French music from Paris


I wish my Dr Pepper can wasnt empty

 

[keano]

Granted but dr peeper has a fly in it....

Wish had cup of tea made for me...

 

[Roxi]

Granted but then i come over and steal the cup of tea..

Now also wish's she had some tea.. damn you

 

[Siphorous]

Granted but it has mould by the time it arrives even though I send it air-mail.

Wishes he could set up his surround sound system in his flat with no complaints from neighbours.

 

[PoopaSwoof]

Granted but it only emits demonic voices.

Wishes his elbow would quit hurting.

 

[Roxi]

Granted but loses a whole arm..

Wish's her co-workers would piss off!

 

[Siphorous]

They do. Literally - all over you.

I wish I had my mortgage paid off.

 

[Roxi]

Granted but then somehow you buy a new house i move into and then you end up payin my mortgage


I wish i was a tree!

 

[alibaba]

Granted, but you get bulldozed to make way for a car park!!

I wish my sister wasn't about to marry a complete tool!!

 

[keano]

Granted, but she marry's another.....

Wish i had a portable fan...

 

[Roxi]

Granted but as you turn it on it catchs your chelsea top and tears it to shreads (WICKED)

I wish i was on a beach in the sun with a cocktail

 

[keano]

Granted,but the little umbrella gets stuck up your nose....

Wish there was football on tv....

 

[Roxi]

Granted but all of a sudden Aliens land and blow up Chelsea , Arsnel and Man-U footie teams for being crap

I wish it would rain too fucking hot!

 

[keano]

Granted, but it's acid rain.....Injoy....

Wish Roxi would stop involving Chelsea every chance she gets...

 

[Roxi]

Granted but then she just rags on about the fact your from Norwich hahaha

I wish i wasnt such a bitch!

 

[keano]

Granted, but no one belives you....Cry Wolf...

Wish Roxi would be nice for 5 mins....

 

[Roxi]

Granted then Roxi's evil sister turns up and starts being a bigger bitch

I wish i was a TREE

 

[BlackCherry]

Granted, but unfortunately you've been marked to be chopped by loggers.

I wish my softball game would be rained out as I'm short on players.

 

[keano]

Granted, but that was the last ever softball game

wish the footie season will hurry up and start...