The Corrupt Wish Game!

[Wookiegirl]

Granted - but it's the John Wayne Bobbit channel

I wish it was 4pm

 

[nursey1972]

granted........ but it is 4pm yesterday so you have to do today over again

I wish I had horses again...

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted - but they're sea horses

I wish I lived in England

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But due to climate change, everyone else moved to America.

I wish I could be in 3 places at once.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted but those three places are inside Parka's old slippers, Antarctica and a train car full of zoo animals.

I wish I was a butterfly

 

[nursey1972]

Granted, but your mind can only be in one, so the others are just the shell with no abilities

I wish my kids would stop FIGHTING!!!!!


To late:

granted, but you only have one wing as a butterfly

I wish my kids would sto FIGHTING!!!!

 

[Maulds]

Granted but they both spend the rest of the day acting like mimes


I wish I could find the right vehicle

 

[nursey1972]

granted, but the right vehicle is the one parked on blocks in your front yard...

I wish it was warm weather again!

 

[Wookiegirl]

granted but all you have to wear is a down winter ski suit

I wish I lived in Maulds' pocket

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But now it won't stop raining.

I wish I didn't feel so da ammm warm.

 

[Wookiegirl]

granted but now your naked and you live in Iceland

I wish I was going to bed now too

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But you are all alone.....

I wish I could run a marathon.

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted but you will still burn in hell

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But now you hit your head in every single doorway.

I wish I wouldn't burn in hell like Peter Parka says.....

 

[jctauss]

Granted, but your still going to die.

I wish I had $300,000

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted but it's monopoly money

I wish I never had to work again

 

[dt3]

Granted, but your still going to die.

I wish I had $300,000

Granted, but the US economy is going to turn to shit and the value of a dollar is going to sharply decrease and other countries will refuse to accept your worthless currency.................

Sounds familiar doesn't it

I wish I could leave work now and still get paid til 5...

 

[jctauss]

granted, but its because your severly disabled

I wish wookies werent so hairy

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted but you get paid in cat litter clumps

I wish I had a cookie

 

[dt3]

Granted, but cookie is what I call my penis :ninja

I wish I had something to snack on