The Corrupt Wish Game!

[hhayes]

Granted, you read the book, fall and bump your head, and forget what the book was about.



I wish I could take my vacation now.

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted you go on you vacation only to be called back into work the next day with a pay cut or get fired

I wish the Devils would win the next 10 stanly cups

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted you go on you vacation only to be called back into work the next day with a pay cut or get fired

I wish the Devils would win the next 10 stanly cups

 

[hhayes]

Granted but for the next 10 years you are in a coma and miss the whole thing.


I wish I had some Bicardi.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but the bacardi shows up at the door step with me attached to it. (oh noes!)

I wish I could show up at Heathers door step with some Bacardi.

You buy a faster car but it's got a rotary engine thats at 60,000 miles.




I wish the weather is calm on Tuesday so I can put up the shed.

LOL 60k miles? I'll take it... my car has almost 79k on it now.

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but you pass out after 3 drinks and miss strip poker.


I wish I had a new truck.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but you can only drive it while topless.

I wish I had the exhaust i've already paid for.

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but as soon as you put in on all four tires go flat.


I wish my radio in my car wasn't locked.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, it's unlocked but will only pick up the AM, and only gets good wholesome christian talk radio stations.

I wish I wasn't being so mean to Heather.

 

[hhayes]

Granted, now you must send her some bacardi and order pizza.


I wish I had another wish.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, Heather has one more wish... but you must use it on bacon

I wish heather would wish for me.

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted Heather you get another wish but now you have to give your good ol uncle bacon oral pleasures haha

I wish I had every dollar back I have ever spent

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but you have to give it to me.

I wish we could have a meet again.

 

[UncleBacon]

granted heather you will get all the meat you can handle

I wish I had more than 30 days off

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but you will not be paid and the danger ranger bites the dust


I wish I had some coffee

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted but in your caffine frenzy you run into the road and get run down by the danger ranger biting the dust


I wish great things for Offtopicz

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but then we get a new bacon member and the two bacons post whore fight until the board e-collapses in on itself creating a black hole in which nothing, not even a high post count escapes.

I wish I had as many posts as bacon does.

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted but such I high post count is just too much for james to handle and his head explodes


I wish alice would die

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but we know you did it and all the ladies kick your ass


I wish Bacon wouldn't post so much

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but in the struggle alice fights back and puts an icicle into bacons eye ball. After recovering he loses his depth perception and can't figure out how to click on the "post reply" button.

I wish my head wouldn't explode with a high post count.