The Corrupt Wish Game!

[elluko]

HOW TO PLAY
Alright lets play the Corrupt Wish game! This game is very simple. I will start by making a wish, and the next poster will think something to corrupt it, like "Granted, however the pie you wanted got maggots inside" etc. Then he will post his own wish.
Example:

"Player1:
I wish for a new bike.
Player 2:
Granted, you got a new bike but it is a paper bike. You attempt to ride it and you fall off and break your leg.
I wish to be attractive"

Ok...
I wish for a brand spankin new 100 dollar bill
:rock

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but it is monopoly money. roll again.




I wish I won the lottery.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, you just won 300 tokenz.


I wish I could be Bam Margera.

 

[hhayes]

granted, however as soon as possible you will just be james again




i wish gas prices would drop

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but which ever pump you choose, the second you hit the button the price will reflect 3.19 a gallon... where as the guy next to you will only pay 2.41.


I wish I could own the fastest Mustang ever.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, this Mustang is where your girlfriend and bacon had sex

I wish I could live in a palace

 

[hhayes]

Granted, this palace is not internet accessible



i wish i owned an island

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, this island is in the middle of the desert.

I wish I could have sex right now

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but its only with your vibrator until I can arrive there.

I wish I could move to Georgia.

 

[elluko]

Granted, but georgia has just been infested by aliens, you are probed many times...
I wish I could swim with the fishys...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but you only do so after some mob gangsters bound your hands and feet and throw you over.

I wish to be probed by aliens some more.

 

[elluko]

Granted, but it turns out that the aliens went over board and begin anal probing you with anything they can find, you die of a pineapple stuck up your ass...

 

[elluko]

I wish I was playing Counter Strike on my Com and not my lousy psp

 

[BaggedSplash]

granted, but your hard drive on your pc is corrupted and will have to be formatted.

i wish my truck was lower

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but as soon as it goes lower you'll have to keep rebuying valves and switches.

I wish it was 9 pm already so I could go to the comedy club.

 

[BaggedSplash]

granted, but as soon as you get into the parking lot of the comedy club it will errupt in flames and be burnt down to the ground.

i wish James would put air ride on his Civic

 

[TheOriginalJames]

granted, but prior to it being done you signed a legal contract to take over car payments on the Civic.

(pwnd)

I wish that Las Vegas wasn't so far away.

 

[BaggedSplash]

hey i can afford the payment.

granted but you will lose all your money, gamble away your car and you will have to do alot of man whoring to get enough gas money to get you back home.

i wish i had a faster computer

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but it will be so corrupt with viruses and spyware the first time you plug it in that it'll be useless.

I wish you'd hurry up and debadge your truck.

 

[BaggedSplash]

granted but i still have 2 left

i wish my truck was on the cover of MiniTruckin Magazine