The Complex Mind of Donnie

[Sneakiecat]

Considering people have class during those times, yes it would be.

 

[Margene]

Saw a sign at the community college yesterday. "No Trespassing 11PM-7AM". I guess it's ok the rest of the time???

That is a funny way to word that. :24:

 

[dt3]

Considering people have class during those times, yes it would be.

Thanks dear, I understand that. It's the wording that's funny.

 

[JanieDough]

yall so cute!

 

[Sneakiecat]

Thanks dear, I understand that. It's the wording that's funny.

I'm well aware of that. It's a community college, what do you expect?

 

[dt3]

It's a community college, what do you expect?

At the very least, Chevy Chase and a diverse interracial study group :dunno

 

[Sneakiecat]

Very true. You need to go to that one.

 

[cam elle toe]

*knocks on door and runs away*

 

[dt3]

Why is Celine Dion on the Disney Christmas Parade? Everybody knows Canadians are godless heathens. Except for Rush. Neal Peart is god, and god can't be a heathen.

 

[dt3]

There was a large house-fire in the area last night, and the local news ran a story on how hard it is on the firefighters working outside in the below freezing weather...

Really? They're cold? They're at a GIGANTIC FIRE!!! :willy_nilly:

 

[dt3]

I figured out why they're called Ugg's. That's the sound I make in the back of my throat when I see a middle-aged woman trying to stay young and hip by wearing them.

 

[dt3]

Saw an NBC Golf commercial, trying to hype up Mickelson now that Tiger is gone.

Couldn't help but wonder how much more effective it would be to say:
"Come watch golf, we don't have black people anymore"

:eek

 

[dt3]

I don't understand why people wear camouflage on airplanes. Do they really want to be the last one found if something goes wrong? I wear bright orange so they'll think I'm the black box

 

[JanieDough]

:24:

I am so glad I subscribed to this thread so I could read what you wrote even if I don't have anything witty to say back!

 

[dt3]

Glad I could help

 

[Thornless]

I figured out why they're called Ugg's. That's the sound I make in the back of my throat when I see a middle-aged woman trying to stay young and hip by wearing them.

Was the wearing fish net tights with them? If not that's definitely why they are caleld ugg's:24::24:

 

[dt3]

Since we have a new "big lady" thread, I'd like to share my thoughts on "BBW" in porn. Big Beautiful Women. Not my thing at all, but I think it's a horrible double standard.

Unless you're Ron Jeremy, the only thing a Big Beautiful Man can do in a porno is stay behind the camera and make sure he holds it still. Not fair at all.

 

[MoonOwl]

rings the bell and runs

 

[dt3]

Saw a truck yesterday from a construction company. Hitt Contracting. Horrible choice of names!

 

[dt3]

Saw this on the way home yesterday;


Its Ronald McDonald holding a knife and says "McCruelty: I'm hating it"

WTF?