The Cheesy pick up line thread....

[Natasha]

Him: "Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?"

Her: " No!"

Him: "wanna do lunch?"

Bwahaahahahaha...my brother's friend used that on me once. Except he said "What's the difference between a Big Mac and a blowjob??? Well if you don't know, we should do lunch one day!!!" :24: :24: :24:

For the record, I saw a spider looking at this thread and had to come look at it, so sorry for the gravedigging b/c I know it bugs some of you, LMFAO

Some that I've heard:

"The word of the day is legs. Whaddaya say we go back to my place and spread the word???"
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck???" (I admit, it made me laugh)
"I like your pants...can I get in them???" (Again, made me laugh)

But my favorite, and I'm just going to have to give you the GIST here, was one I heard used on my bestfriend. The guy claimed to be a diabetic motorcross racer. When she got up to go to the bathroom (to make out w/ a girl, LMFAO) I told him "listen, guy, let me save you some trouble...she's a lesbian." He goes "oh yeah??? That's cool...I'm gay too." So when she came back he starts telling her that he's a gay diabetic motorcross racer. Eventually we told him to drop the bullshit...he just laughed and said "can't blame a guy for trying." :24: It WAS funny, though...we ended up joking around w/ those guys for over an hour.

 

[retro]

I'm pretty sure I've never used a pickup line in my life. Probably in large part because I'm almost never in situations where I could even if I wanted to.

 

[Leananshee]

These roses were red,
But now they are dead.
My love for you isn't, though -
Let's go to bed.

 

[dancingpotato]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven...*cringe*

 

[Natasha]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven...*cringe*

:24: :24: :24:

 

[Isaac Death]

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

 

[Azazel]

 

[Aeval]

Witnessed a guy using this in a bar I once worked at:

him: you must come with guardrails
her: no...why?
him: because you're curves are deadly.

This is a friend's:

him: you remind me of my baby toe
her: why?
him: because I'm going to get hammered and later bang you on the coffee table.

 

[dkwrtw]

lol were some of my posts in here deleted Because I see several quotes of posts that I either never posted or were removed from the thread.

 

[Natasha]

lol were some of my posts in here deleted Because I see several quotes of posts that I either never posted or were removed from the thread.

Nope. The only thing I can figure is that you edited that first post or something. *shrugs* Because when I click the arrow for it to take me to the post, it takes you to your first post which doesn't say that chloroform line. :dunno

 

[NoDak]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven...*cringe*

Well? Is it? :surrender

 

[Accountable]

See that guy over there? He bet me $100 bucks that I can't get you to have sex with me.


........ I'll give you half.

 

[dancingpotato]

Well? Is it? :surrender

Thats for me to know and you to never find out