The Cheesy pick up line thread....

[AUFred]

The line I used on my future wife.
"I have been trying for weeks to work up the courage to talk to you."

We celebrate 26 years of marriage this year.

 

[333halfabeast]

The line I used on my future wife.
"I have been trying for weeks to work up the courage to talk to you."

We celebrate 26 years of marriage this year.

That's not cheesy, that is just sweet and endearing.

 

[AUFred]

That's not cheesy, that is just sweet and endearing.

It was truthful at least.:nod:

 

[333halfabeast]

It was truthful at least.:nod:

Truthful is always best....


Back to the lines...

Him: "My Magic watch says that you are not wearing underwear."
Her: "well, it's wrong, I am wearing underwear"
Him: "Darn, my watch must be 15 minutes fast"

 

[GuitarNinja]

heard this one off one of my friends...he's a cocky son of a bitch..

him - hey baby i know what your doing tonight.
her - oh yeah what?
him - me.

whats funny about it is he actualy got her phone number lol

 

[333halfabeast]

heard this one off one of my friends...he's a cocky son of a bitch..

him - hey baby i know what your doing tonight.
her - oh yeah what?
him - me.

whats funny about it is he actualy got her phone number lol

Well, I guess she wanted him.

 

[333halfabeast]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

[GuitarNinja]

Laugh so i can see em jiggle.

 

[cam elle toe]

My OH "I'll bet you 20c I can make your boobs wobble without touching them"

Me "umm OK"

OH: reaches out and gives em a good jiggle then says "heres your 20c, you win"

 

[SammyStephens]

If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

[SammyStephens]

Well, why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing to pop up?

 

[Anie]

lol, those are good ones. I had this happen to me once by a french guy from paris who drew a ring on my wedding finger. :\

 

[Anie]

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

 

[DarkenedHound]

why dont we wrestle, if you win i'll do whatever you want with me, but if i win you can do whatever you want with me. *wink*

 

[333halfabeast]

"I don't know much about pies, but you make my banana cream."

LOL, Someone just sent me that one on IM.

 

[GuitarNinja]

him -Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.
her - what?
him - my jaw

 

[DarkenedHound]

how about this one lol

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

 

[Tim]

if you're not kitten move along

 

[333halfabeast]

Another one from my friend...

"There are 206 bones in the human body, want another one?"

LOL.

 

[333halfabeast]

him -Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.
her - what?
him - my jaw

That's another cut one.