The Cheesy pick up line thread....

[333halfabeast]

I am sure this has been done before but these always crack me up, so post up your best cheesy pick up lines that you have heard or said.


I'll start...


Said to me at a bar last summer...

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

 

[dkwrtw]

"I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey."

 

[333halfabeast]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

:24:


"I'm here, what were your other two wishes?"

 

[dkwrtw]

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

 

[333halfabeast]

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

Ouch.


Him: "So, do you want to get a pizza, go back to my place and have sex?"
Her: "LOL, Ummm No."
Him: "What? You don't like pizza?"

 

[dkwrtw]

"You'll do."

 

[USF Sam]

I actually heard somebody use the "mirror pants" line last week.

The girl cracked up so hard I think she actually wet herself.

 

[Tim]

So, will you be walking out to your car all alone later tonight?

But you have to say it in a creepy voice...

Then follow up with.

My apartment is sound proof.

 

[dkwrtw]

Him: "Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?"

Her: " No!"

Him: "wanna do lunch?"

 

[333halfabeast]

So, will you be walking out to your car all alone later tonight?

But you have to say it in a creepy voice...

Then follow up with.

My apartment is sound proof.

That's scary.


I read this one on another website...

"I hope you never have your face mauled by bears, because I think you're hot."

 

[333halfabeast]

I actually heard somebody use the "mirror pants" line last week.

The girl cracked up so hard I think she actually wet herself.

Yeah, that one isn't even really cute enough to pass as a joke.

 

[AUFred]

"I lost my number can I have yours?"

 

[333halfabeast]

"I lost my number can I have yours?"

Sure... It is 212.... Hey wait, I almost fell for that. :jk


Him: "Can I borrow a quarter?"
Her: "What for?"
Him: "I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams"

 

[AUFred]

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

 

[333halfabeast]

Here is a cute one that I heard not long ago...

Him: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Me: "LOL, I have no idea, how much?"
Him: "enough to break the ice, hi, my name is Mike."

 

[AUDRAA]

OMG! a guy named Mike used that on me once too!!

 

[AUFred]

"Aren't you tired? You have been running through my dreams for weeks."

 

[AUFred]

OMG! a guy named Mike used that on me once too!!

He used it on me too, Mike is desperate.:24:

 

[333halfabeast]

OMG! a guy named Mike used that on me once too!!

Seriously? It was cute enough of a line for me to sit and talk with him for a while, But then I realized he had absolutely nothing to say.

 

[333halfabeast]

OMG! a guy named Mike used that on me once too!!

"Aren't you tired? You have been running through my dreams for weeks."

Wow that is so cheesy it comes in a can and is sprayed on crackers.


Him: *Touches finger to tongue then touches her clothes* "Let's get you out of those wet things"