The Armed Forces

Ok, one last story I promise. This is a secondhand story, I haven't actually been on a ship. Anyway, this guy I know (a Marine) was swabbing the deck on a ship. Two grunts (Infantry) started to walk through the passageway. He told them to stop cuz he was mopping. They literally froze and stood there before he told them they could go another way around.
 
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UncleBacon said:
well on quick one....myself and a couple buddies would stand in a p-way at a relaxed attention and ac ike we were on line for something well next thing you know about 20-30 grunts would be lined up behind us for no reason what so ever
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:lol :lol :lol Grunts are great
 
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UncleBacon said:
well on quick one....myself and a couple buddies would stand in a p-way at a relaxed attention and ac ike we were on line for something well next thing you know about 20-30 grunts would be lined up behind us for no reason what so ever
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Arent you a
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UncleBacon said:
whats funny is that a lot of people have jokes about ao's but their really is a lot of tech info we need to know...
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How do you keep and Ordy from falling out his rack during rough weather.
You tape him in with Ordy tape. :D

I know you guys have to know your shizzle other wise you go boom!

I used to share the same office/shop wit. the ordy's in my last squadron I was in.
Most of them were pretty cool people to work with. A few of them had my back out in town a few times, if ya know what I mean. :owned
 
We had one hell of a fight going in Yokoska Japan at the E. club on base. Ever been there? This one jarhead guy got pissed off at and Ordy guy from the Midway. seems like the marine didn't like the other guys cowboy hat he was wearinit in side the club upstairs. jarhead told him to take it off when the ordy wouldn't the grunt flicked the hat oof him. Oh lordy that was it. The Marine fellow dindn't realize the Ordy came in with a crew. They were kickin the Marine guys ass but another jarhead tossed a chair across the room and hit one in the head and shoulders. It was total mayhem, after that. As I was backing my way out the door I saw about 10 dudes just going at it, fists and feet.
 
yeah I had something similar happen in turkey with the marines...a marine bumped into me and was lets just say rude about it so I started going off mind you I'm with 2 of my buddies and one of them took off...next thing I know the bar was filled with marines but I didn't care I was still going off....my buddy tapped me on the shoulder and was like dude theres only 2 of us and like 13 of them...I was like what where did fucking guy go...oh well I was too heated to care but next thing I know he came back with a buttload of ordies...we wound up cleaning house...I knocked the piss out of a few marines...what was funny was all the marines walking around the boat with busted lips and black eyes....moral of the story don't mess with ordies...when we come we come strong and in numbers...lol
 
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