The Armed Forces

Bacon- sexay!! :banana


I'm a military girlfriend... my man is training to be an MP in the Army. However, he's home right now on medical leave because he has a broken hip. He may be discharged, but atleast I have ONE pic of him in his BDUs. He looks teh hot!

I'll try and scan it here in the near future, I'll go borrow my mom's scanner.
 
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slo6banger said:
Bacon- sexay!! :banana


I'm a military girlfriend... my man is training to be an MP in the Army. However, he's home right now on medical leave because he has a broken hip. He may be discharged, but atleast I have ONE pic of him in his BDUs. He looks teh hot!

I'll try and scan it here in the near future, I'll go borrow my mom's scanner.
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I'm getting a lot of attention lately....why don't any of you girls live closer
 
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Alright, when you get to bootcamp the first thing you do is stand on the famed "Yellow Footprints". I swear to God as soon as you stand on those footprints, you lose all intelligence. Here's a bootcamp story. Our platoon was waiting for a bus to take us to the rifle range. Our Drill Instructor sent our 1st squad leader (one of the recruits) out to watch for the bus. The squad leader came back in and said "Sir, this recruit saw a bus sir." The D.I. said "Did it stop?" The squad leader said "Hold on Sir" he ran outside to see if the bus had stopped or if it was just passing by... One of the funniest things that happened in bootcamp, but maybe you had to be there.
 
Sorry for the long story, but here goes another one. One of our DI's was fucking with us during the last week of bootcamp. After the Crucible, which is basically the last event you have to pass, the DI's aren't allowed to really fuck with you anymore. However,we still somehow managed to piss off one of them. Since he couldn't really kick our ass, he made us play "sit down, stand up" where the whole platoon has to sit down and stand up when he says. So it's basically him saying "Sit down, 5,4,3,2,1" "Stand up 5,4,3,2,1" for 45 minutes. After about 100 sitdown/standups he said "Stand up right now, 1,2,3,4,5" Now, the entire 13 weeks he had been counting down from 5 when he told us to do something. So when he counted backwards, the entire platoon lost it. It was hilarious. He said "Oh, we just wanna laugh at the Drill Instructor don't we?" In unison the platoon SCREAMED "Sir, Yes Sir!!" That was the greatest moment. Sometime I miss bootcamp...
 
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